One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...

In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

> Maybe what I need are some bumper stickers with really strong glue
> that I can slap onto the backs of these vehicles. The stickers would
> say something like "WARNING: I don't stop for red lights!" or "I
> flatten pedestrians for breakfast." Something that won't cause any
> actual damage, but will be damned annoying to remove - and maybe help
> increase their situational awareness.

You get on my case for slaping a sheet metal body panel (causing no
harm, only sound) when my life is endangered yet you'll plot to
vandalize a vehicle for merely inconviencing you.