sloth MFFY mentality rampant

On 31 Dec 2004 00:29:21 -0800, "gpsman" >
wrote:

>The rush to get off the aircraft is as stupid than the rush to be first
>at the next traffic control device.
>

Not if you're a smoker! (Yeah, go ahead and flame me for that - it's
my choice and it doesn't affect you, so STFU.)

>If you've flown much you know the first baggage checked is the last
>baggage off.

If you've flown much, you don't check baggage at all.

>It usually takes 15 minutes to get to baggage claim after
>exiting the aircraft and another 15-30 minutes after that for baggage
>from your flight to hit the carosel.

That all depends.....last time I checked baggage it was on the
carousel before I got there, and I walk fast and went directly to
baggage claim.

>
>I also sit and watch the impatient morons elbow each other in the
>struggle to extract their carry-ons from the overhead bins and then
>stand in line to deplane.

That's part of the problem. Most luggage has handles. Simply reach
up, grab handle, pull....no struggling needed.

If I can be in a car leaving the airport instead of just deplaning,
that's where I want to be.

>It's semi-entertaining to watch them NEVER
>get a clue... even when standing amongst the evidence... they are not
>the only person traveling by air that day.

No **** - so let the people who have to catch connecting flights or
simply don't like hanging around airports get the **** off the plane.


>
>Duh-uuuhhhh.

you're drooling.

>- gpsman

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Stay off planes. That's what i do.
>

Good thing since they can't fly at 55MPH...and we all know that you soil
yourself when ever the speed in the vehicle you're riding in exceeds 60.

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Stay off planes. That's what i do.
>

Good thing since they can't fly at 55MPH...and we all know that you soil
yourself when ever the speed in the vehicle you're riding in exceeds 60.

<look who learned to snip via Google. It's not as easy as I make it
look...!>

Olaf Gustafson wrote:
> On 31 Dec 2004 00:29:21 -0800, "gpsman" >
> wrote:
>
> >The rush to get off the aircraft is as stupid than the rush to be
first
> >at the next traffic control device.
> >
>
> Not if you're a smoker! (Yeah, go ahead and flame me for that - it's
> my choice and it doesn't affect you, so STFU.)

I smoke like a chimney myself, numbnuts. Don't assume you're the last
smoker on the planet who wants a butt at the end of a 4-5 hour flight.
I've waited that long, a few minutes more is tolerable... for me.

>
> >If you've flown much you know the first baggage checked is the last
> >baggage off.
>
> If you've flown much, you don't check baggage at all.
>

That works great going to Hawaii. A little tough to carry on what you
need to travel to a less temperate climate or for an extended stay.
I've shipped stuff to a hotel a few days in advance. They'll usually
pick it up and store it, no charge. Always, if they know you tip well.

> >It usually takes 15 minutes to get to baggage claim after
> >exiting the aircraft and another 15-30 minutes after that for
baggage
> >from your flight to hit the carosel.
>
> That all depends.....last time I checked baggage it was on the
> carousel before I got there, and I walk fast and went directly to
> baggage claim.

Sometimes it happens that way. Nothing's always true. Even the speed of
light varies.

>
> >
> >I also sit and watch the impatient morons elbow each other in the
> >struggle to extract their carry-ons from the overhead bins and then
> >stand in line to deplane.
>
> That's part of the problem. Most luggage has handles. Simply reach
> up, grab handle, pull....no struggling needed.
>

The "struggle" is to get the carry-ons from the bin FIRST... not
necessarily with the baggage weight or cumbersome-ness. Interpreting
everything literally... how's that working out for ya...?

> If I can be in a car leaving the airport instead of just deplaning,
> that's where I want to be.
>
> >It's semi-entertaining to watch them NEVER
> >get a clue... even when standing amongst the evidence... they are
not
> >the only person traveling by air that day.
>
> No **** - so let the people who have to catch connecting flights or
> simply don't like hanging around airports get the **** off the plane.
>

I've made and saved quite a bit of money being comped for airlines'
incompetence. Fly First Class... they'll usually have a cart to drive
you to the next gate if they think they'll have to comp you for missing
a connection. Plus, you get off the plane first!

I don't think many people enjoy hanging out in the airport.

Just for the record, how is a sloth a MFFY? Doesn't the sloth
designation indicate they're going *slower* than you? I suspect
everyone is going slower than you.

I used to be like you, Type-A, wound up tighter than a 2 dollar watch
and the biggest asshole you can imagine. I got professional assistance
because I wanted to change... and it worked... (most of the time). Cost
about a grand and took just one session to begin to calm down. Total of
8 weekly sessions. I highly recommend it.

> >
> >Duh-uuuhhhh.
>
> you're drooling.
>

Perhaps... but you're foaming at the mouth.

gpsman

<look who learned to snip via Google. It's not as easy as I make it
look...!>

Olaf Gustafson wrote:
> On 31 Dec 2004 00:29:21 -0800, "gpsman" >
> wrote:
>
> >The rush to get off the aircraft is as stupid than the rush to be
first
> >at the next traffic control device.
> >
>
> Not if you're a smoker! (Yeah, go ahead and flame me for that - it's
> my choice and it doesn't affect you, so STFU.)

I smoke like a chimney myself, numbnuts. Don't assume you're the last
smoker on the planet who wants a butt at the end of a 4-5 hour flight.
I've waited that long, a few minutes more is tolerable... for me.

>
> >If you've flown much you know the first baggage checked is the last
> >baggage off.
>
> If you've flown much, you don't check baggage at all.
>

That works great going to Hawaii. A little tough to carry on what you
need to travel to a less temperate climate or for an extended stay.
I've shipped stuff to a hotel a few days in advance. They'll usually
pick it up and store it, no charge. Always, if they know you tip well.

> >It usually takes 15 minutes to get to baggage claim after
> >exiting the aircraft and another 15-30 minutes after that for
baggage
> >from your flight to hit the carosel.
>
> That all depends.....last time I checked baggage it was on the
> carousel before I got there, and I walk fast and went directly to
> baggage claim.

Sometimes it happens that way. Nothing's always true. Even the speed of
light varies.

>
> >
> >I also sit and watch the impatient morons elbow each other in the
> >struggle to extract their carry-ons from the overhead bins and then
> >stand in line to deplane.
>
> That's part of the problem. Most luggage has handles. Simply reach
> up, grab handle, pull....no struggling needed.
>

The "struggle" is to get the carry-ons from the bin FIRST... not
necessarily with the baggage weight or cumbersome-ness. Interpreting
everything literally... how's that working out for ya...?

> If I can be in a car leaving the airport instead of just deplaning,
> that's where I want to be.
>
> >It's semi-entertaining to watch them NEVER
> >get a clue... even when standing amongst the evidence... they are
not
> >the only person traveling by air that day.
>
> No **** - so let the people who have to catch connecting flights or
> simply don't like hanging around airports get the **** off the plane.
>

I've made and saved quite a bit of money being comped for airlines'
incompetence. Fly First Class... they'll usually have a cart to drive
you to the next gate if they think they'll have to comp you for missing
a connection. Plus, you get off the plane first!

I don't think many people enjoy hanging out in the airport.

Just for the record, how is a sloth a MFFY? Doesn't the sloth
designation indicate they're going *slower* than you? I suspect
everyone is going slower than you.

I used to be like you, Type-A, wound up tighter than a 2 dollar watch
and the biggest asshole you can imagine. I got professional assistance
because I wanted to change... and it worked... (most of the time). Cost
about a grand and took just one session to begin to calm down. Total of
8 weekly sessions. I highly recommend it.

> >
> >Duh-uuuhhhh.
>
> you're drooling.
>

Perhaps... but you're foaming at the mouth.

gpsman

Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
:

> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:01:34 -0500, "James C. Reeves"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in
>>message ups.com...
>>> Stay off planes. That's what i do.
>>>
>>
>>Good thing since they can't fly at 55MPH...and we all know that you
>>soil yourself when ever the speed in the vehicle you're riding in
>>exceeds 60.
>
> I heard when he found out the plane was going 550 MPH, he went up and
> kicked the pilot in the teeth. This was, of course, before 9/11 and
> the new reinforced cockpit doors were installed.
>

maybe he was that guy who broke partway thru the cockpit door and they used
the crash axe to subdue him? B-)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
:

> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:01:34 -0500, "James C. Reeves"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in
>>message ups.com...
>>> Stay off planes. That's what i do.
>>>
>>
>>Good thing since they can't fly at 55MPH...and we all know that you
>>soil yourself when ever the speed in the vehicle you're riding in
>>exceeds 60.
>
> I heard when he found out the plane was going 550 MPH, he went up and
> kicked the pilot in the teeth. This was, of course, before 9/11 and
> the new reinforced cockpit doors were installed.
>

maybe he was that guy who broke partway thru the cockpit door and they used
the crash axe to subdue him? B-)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Ah, but if you hurry and push/shove your way off you get the pleasure
of waiting just that much longer at the baggage claim. I've never ever
found the baggage waiting when I got thee.

Harry K

Ah, but if you hurry and push/shove your way off you get the pleasure
of waiting just that much longer at the baggage claim. I've never ever
found the baggage waiting when I got thee.

Harry K

Jim Yanik wrote:
> Scott en Aztl=E1n > wrote in
> :
>
> > On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:01:34 -0500, "James C. Reeves"
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in
> >>message
ups.com...
> >>> Stay off planes. That's what i do.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Good thing since they can't fly at 55MPH...and we all know that you
> >>soil yourself when ever the speed in the vehicle you're riding in
> >>exceeds 60.
> >
> > I heard when he found out the plane was going 550 MPH, he went up
and
> > kicked the pilot in the teeth. This was, of course, before 9/11 and
> > the new reinforced cockpit doors were installed.
> >
>
> maybe he was that guy who broke partway thru the cockpit door and
they used
> the crash axe to subdue him? B-)
>
> --
> Jim Yanik
> jyanik
> at
> kua.net

No LBMHBF is that guy on the side of the road with his thumb sticking
out. You know the guy that you would have given a ride except for that
he's dirty and sticky and you just plain don't ride with creeps.