Beverly Hills Cop

"Saint" > wrote in message
...
> Hi all,
> I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
> evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
> an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of
his
> beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office
car
> park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
> wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
> prank?
>
> Cheers
> The Joker
>
>

unlikely, but not impossible to do thousands of pounds worth of damage.

also the vehicle is unlikely to even pull away.

if you still want to do it, then use filler foam, or the old potato would
work well, but why not slacken the sump nut? easy to do, difficult to spot
and the effect won't be immediate, or of course use a dart to prick the
brakelines. All these will give hours of amusement if you read the Beano.
Adults should have more sense and pick their friends better.

Personally I would injure anyone I knew had interfered with my car.

Possible consequences are big expense, personal injury, court cases, charges
of causing death by interfering with a motor vehicle, and being the new girl
on the block in prison.

mrcheerful

Hi all,
I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of his
beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office car
park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
prank?

Cheers
The Joker

"Saint" > wrote in message
...
I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of his
> beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office
car
> park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop.

Beverly Hills Cop was fantasy, meanwhile, in the real world...

> I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
> evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
> an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of
his
> beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office
car
> park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
> wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
> prank?

What if he sets off at a pace and it stalls right in front of the truck he
knew he had time to get out in front of...

Better to find someone to clamp him or get two people to park touching his
front/rear bumpers.

Apparently on date Thu, 15 Jul 2004 10:34:34 GMT, "Saint"
> said:

>Hi all,
>I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
>evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
>an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of his
>beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office car
>park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
>wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
>prank?
>
>Cheers
>The Joker
>

This can blow the exhaust pipe, it used to be done with a potato. No idea if a
modern ems-controlled engine gets a worse result, but the catalytic
converter(s) might feasibly end up damaged in some way, anyone tried this and
done something nasty?

"Saint" > wrote in message
...
> Hi all,
> I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
> evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
> an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of
his
> beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office
car
> park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
> wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
> prank?
>

If you can borrow his keys, get in his car and open all his vents and set
the blower on full. Then empty thousands of hole-punch turds into his
intake. :-)

PM wrote:
> "Saint" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Hi all,
>> I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for
>> the evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that
>> left me in an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the
>> rear exhaust of his beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him
>> drive out of the office car park and stutter, similar to that of
>> Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to wreck the engine, there's no
>> chance of that is there with this sort of prank?
>>
>
> If you can borrow his keys, get in his car and open all his vents and
> set the blower on full. Then empty thousands of hole-punch turds into
> his intake. :-)

Pollen filter on anything vaguely modern will do for that...

In article >,
lid says...
>
> "Saint" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Hi all,
> > I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for the
> > evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left me in
> > an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust of
> his
> > beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the office
> car
> > park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want to
> > wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
> > prank?
> >
>
> If you can borrow his keys, get in his car and open all his vents and set
> the blower on full. Then empty thousands of hole-punch turds into his
> intake. :-)

That one I like.

Although if you've got half an hour of uninterrupted time, and a 100
metre roll of cling film, you can parcel up the car. Use sticky silver
bows for added effect.

Cheers,
--
James Dore,
IT Officer,
New College
james.dore@new / it-support@new

"James Dore" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> lid says...
> >
> > "Saint" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Hi all,
> > > I am planning to play a practical joke on a old friend in return for
the
> > > evenings entertainment which he planned for my stag night that left
me in
> > > an rather embarassing situation. I hope to plug up the rear exhaust
of
> > his
> > > beloved car with playdoh or similar and see him drive out of the
office
> > car
> > > park and stutter, similar to that of Beverly Hills Cop. I don't want
to
> > > wreck the engine, there's no chance of that is there with this sort of
> > > prank?
> > >
> >
> > If you can borrow his keys, get in his car and open all his vents and
set
> > the blower on full. Then empty thousands of hole-punch turds into his
> > intake. :-)
>
> That one I like.
>
> Although if you've got half an hour of uninterrupted time, and a 100
> metre roll of cling film, you can parcel up the car. Use sticky silver
> bows for added effect.
>
> Cheers,
> --
> James Dore,
> IT Officer,
> New College
> james.dore@new / it-support@new

We boxed a colleagues car in with pallets of paper and then sent the forky
driver home

He had to man handle 2000 boxes of paper and then the manger made him put it
back.

It was the last time he but laxitives in the bosses tea.

how about zip tying a condom over the exhaust pipe, shouldn't do any damage,
but might make a loud bang!