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  #31  
Old December 31st 04, 07:02 AM
Paul
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
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> http://images.lamer.net/lot-hog.gif
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> Or this?
>
> http://images.lamer.net/tooclose.gif


LOL, those are priceless!


> That only works if you drive a '72 Plymouth Fury. If you drive a nice
> new C6, there's no way you'd play these kinds of games with it.


A nice car like that in my possession would never see a shopping center
parking lot where these driving impaired morons tend to congregate. I'd
have a worthless beater for that unpleasant task....


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  #32  
Old December 31st 04, 02:39 PM
Nate Nagel
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Paul wrote:

> "Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>http://images.lamer.net/lot-hog.gif
>>
>>Or this?
>>
>>http://images.lamer.net/tooclose.gif

>
>
> LOL, those are priceless!
>
>
>
>>That only works if you drive a '72 Plymouth Fury. If you drive a nice
>>new C6, there's no way you'd play these kinds of games with it.

>
>
> A nice car like that in my possession would never see a shopping center
> parking lot where these driving impaired morons tend to congregate. I'd
> have a worthless beater for that unpleasant task....
>
>


What's wrong with a '72 Fury? I wouldn mind having one of those! (esp.
with the "police interceptor" package...)

nate

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  #33  
Old December 31st 04, 02:39 PM
Nate Nagel
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Paul wrote:

> "Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>http://images.lamer.net/lot-hog.gif
>>
>>Or this?
>>
>>http://images.lamer.net/tooclose.gif

>
>
> LOL, those are priceless!
>
>
>
>>That only works if you drive a '72 Plymouth Fury. If you drive a nice
>>new C6, there's no way you'd play these kinds of games with it.

>
>
> A nice car like that in my possession would never see a shopping center
> parking lot where these driving impaired morons tend to congregate. I'd
> have a worthless beater for that unpleasant task....
>
>


What's wrong with a '72 Fury? I wouldn mind having one of those! (esp.
with the "police interceptor" package...)

nate

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  #34  
Old December 31st 04, 08:45 PM
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that is why you would carry around a handycapped parking sign with you
and put it up behind there vehical, then call the cops.

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Old December 31st 04, 08:45 PM
Joe P.
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that is why you would carry around a handycapped parking sign with you
and put it up behind there vehical, then call the cops.

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Old December 31st 04, 11:45 PM
Furious George
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Joe P. wrote:
> that is why you would carry around a handycapped parking sign with

you
> and put it up behind there vehical, then call the cops.


That's not going to work. You got to call 911 and report stolen
doughnuts. Tell the cops that the doughnuts are in the trunk.

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Old December 31st 04, 11:45 PM
Furious George
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Joe P. wrote:
> that is why you would carry around a handycapped parking sign with

you
> and put it up behind there vehical, then call the cops.


That's not going to work. You got to call 911 and report stolen
doughnuts. Tell the cops that the doughnuts are in the trunk.

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Old January 1st 05, 08:07 PM
John David Galt
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Larry Scholnick wrote:
> Here's the situation:
>
> The parking lot is nearly full.
> A Nice New car is parked almost a foot over the left-side line into the next parking space.
> There's enough room for me to park entirely within the lines of the (remaining) space.
> There's at least an inch of clearance between my right-side mirror and his left-side mirror.
> My car is in decent shape; it's about 3 years old.
>
> Should I take the space, or keep on looking?


Take the space. But write down his license number in case he clobbers you
for it, intentionally or not.
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Old January 1st 05, 08:07 PM
John David Galt
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Larry Scholnick wrote:
> Here's the situation:
>
> The parking lot is nearly full.
> A Nice New car is parked almost a foot over the left-side line into the next parking space.
> There's enough room for me to park entirely within the lines of the (remaining) space.
> There's at least an inch of clearance between my right-side mirror and his left-side mirror.
> My car is in decent shape; it's about 3 years old.
>
> Should I take the space, or keep on looking?


Take the space. But write down his license number in case he clobbers you
for it, intentionally or not.
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Old January 2nd 05, 10:41 PM
John David Galt
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Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:07:48 -0800, John David Galt
> > wrote:
>
>
>>Take the space. But write down his license number in case he clobbers you
>>for it, intentionally or not.

>
>
> Useless.
>
> If you return to your car to find his car gone and yours damaged, you
> have no idea whether he caused it or whether a third car parked next
> to you after he left and caused the damage.


You have the preponderance of the evidence, which is enough to win a suit.
 




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