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  #51  
Old December 30th 04, 01:05 AM
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On one occasion i was coming off the freeway onto a highway and the
speed limit is 55 and there is a semi and a ford bronco coming onto the
highway, and i am in the left lane and just as i get to within 100 feet
of the two rigs, the bronco pulls out infront of my. lets put it this
way, i dam near wrecked my 1981 mustang GT because of stupid stuff like
that.

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  #52  
Old December 30th 04, 10:44 PM
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Kenneth Crudup wrote:
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> I suspect what *really* caused this was "old ****er at the wheel".


Uh, Kenny, that guy was only 50. I'm 53. So is Hans St=FCck. Bobby
Rahal's 52. Paul Newman is *80*. I'm bettin' we could all drive
circles around you.
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(Just another o.f. at the wheel.)

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Old December 30th 04, 10:44 PM
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Kenneth Crudup wrote:
>
> I suspect what *really* caused this was "old ****er at the wheel".


Uh, Kenny, that guy was only 50. I'm 53. So is Hans St=FCck. Bobby
Rahal's 52. Paul Newman is *80*. I'm bettin' we could all drive
circles around you.
--
C=2ER. Krieger
(Just another o.f. at the wheel.)

  #54  
Old January 2nd 05, 05:08 AM
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Kenneth Crudup wrote:
> In article >, newsgroup

says:
>
> >According to the Highway Patrol, the wreck happened when an

18-wheeler
> >was trying to merge and caused a Corvette to lose control. The
> >Corvette had difficulty stopping

>
> Unh. Huh. "The Corvette had difficulty stopping" (not to mention

"being
> able to get the **** out of the way in the first place").
>
> I suspect what *really* caused this was "old ****er at the wheel".
>
> -Kenny
>
> --
> Kenneth R. Crudup Sr. SW Engineer, Scott County Consulting, Los

Angeles
> H: 3630 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #138, L.A., CA 90034-6809 (310)

391-1898

Yeah. I hear you. The AARP have got their fingerprints all over this
one.

To all you old ****ers: I am sure that you had interesting, productive
lives at some point in the distant past, but can't you see that you're
no longer useful and the sooner you off yourselves the better for
everyone.

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Old January 2nd 05, 05:08 AM
Furious George
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Kenneth Crudup wrote:
> In article >, newsgroup

says:
>
> >According to the Highway Patrol, the wreck happened when an

18-wheeler
> >was trying to merge and caused a Corvette to lose control. The
> >Corvette had difficulty stopping

>
> Unh. Huh. "The Corvette had difficulty stopping" (not to mention

"being
> able to get the **** out of the way in the first place").
>
> I suspect what *really* caused this was "old ****er at the wheel".
>
> -Kenny
>
> --
> Kenneth R. Crudup Sr. SW Engineer, Scott County Consulting, Los

Angeles
> H: 3630 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #138, L.A., CA 90034-6809 (310)

391-1898

Yeah. I hear you. The AARP have got their fingerprints all over this
one.

To all you old ****ers: I am sure that you had interesting, productive
lives at some point in the distant past, but can't you see that you're
no longer useful and the sooner you off yourselves the better for
everyone.

  #56  
Old January 3rd 05, 05:27 AM
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On one occasion i was coming off the freeway onto a highway and the
speed limit is 55 and there is a semi and a ford bronco coming onto the
highway, and i am in the left lane and just as i get to within 100 feet
of the two rigs, the bronco pulls out infront of my. lets put it this
way, i dam near wrecked my 1981 mustang GT because of stupid stuff like
that.

  #57  
Old January 3rd 05, 05:27 AM
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On one occasion i was coming off the freeway onto a highway and the
speed limit is 55 and there is a semi and a ford bronco coming onto the
highway, and i am in the left lane and just as i get to within 100 feet
of the two rigs, the bronco pulls out infront of my. lets put it this
way, i dam near wrecked my 1981 mustang GT because of stupid stuff like
that.

  #58  
Old January 3rd 05, 11:30 PM
Kenneth Crudup
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In article .com>,
"Motorhead Lawyer" > says:

>Uh, Kenny, that guy was only 50. I'm 53. So is Hans Stück. Bobby
>Rahal's 52. Paul Newman is *80*.


.... and are all getting their asses handed to 'em by younger drivers.

>I'm bettin' we could all drive circles around you.


What's this "we" ****, paleface? It's unfortunate we'll probably
never get the chance to meet up and find out.

-Kenny, who drifts in a 4400lb SUV when I feel like it

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Kenneth R. Crudup Sr. SW Engineer, Scott County Consulting, Los Angeles
H: 3630 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #138, L.A., CA 90034-6809 (310) 391-1898
  #59  
Old January 3rd 05, 11:30 PM
Kenneth Crudup
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In article .com>,
"Motorhead Lawyer" > says:

>Uh, Kenny, that guy was only 50. I'm 53. So is Hans Stück. Bobby
>Rahal's 52. Paul Newman is *80*.


.... and are all getting their asses handed to 'em by younger drivers.

>I'm bettin' we could all drive circles around you.


What's this "we" ****, paleface? It's unfortunate we'll probably
never get the chance to meet up and find out.

-Kenny, who drifts in a 4400lb SUV when I feel like it

--
Kenneth R. Crudup Sr. SW Engineer, Scott County Consulting, Los Angeles
H: 3630 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #138, L.A., CA 90034-6809 (310) 391-1898
  #60  
Old January 4th 05, 07:32 AM
Bernard Farquart
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"Kenneth Crudup" > wrote in message
...

> What's this "we" ****, paleface? It's unfortunate we'll probably
> never get the chance to meet up and find out.
>
> -Kenny, who drifts in a 4400lb SUV when I feel like it


Don't those "drift" on their sides?

SUVs I mean.

Bernard


 




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