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You know you're a moron when...
you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green and traffic starts moving. |
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"223rem" > wrote in message news > you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully > loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green > and traffic starts moving. > Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered and dump trucks haul ASS. At least, the ones in New England area do. -Dave |
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Dave C. wrote:
> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey. |
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 01:02:32 GMT, Arif Khokar >
wrote: >Dave C. wrote: > >> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered > >Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey. You need your sarcasm detector recalibrated. -- Elbridge Gerry, of Massachusetts: "What, sir, is the use of militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty. . . Whenever Government means to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise a standing army upon its ruins." -- Debate, U.S. House of Representatives, August 17, 1789 |
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"223rem" > wrote in message news > you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully > loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green > and traffic starts moving. ....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases... |
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"223rem" > wrote in message news > you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully > loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green > and traffic starts moving. ....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases... |
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Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.
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Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.
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