Man commits the Laura Bush crime - But he's charged with manslaughter

necromancer wrote:
> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Aunt Judy likes it
> in the rear said in rec.autos.driving:
> > ROTFLMAO. AJ, are you saying you DON'T know the difference between a
> > stop sign and a traffic signal? Just when I thought you couldn't post
> > anything any dumber, you come along and prove me wrong.
>
> Well, Loco Laura is the one who can't tell the difference between 6 and
> 60.... ;-P

Agreed, and AJ IS the idiot who fell hook, line, and sinker for the
April Fool's joke about Bush serving three terms. :-D

> > What Laura Bush crime spree, by the way? Got any credible sources, or
> > are the voices in your head overwhelming you again?
>
> Yep, Laura Bush a one person, one crime crime spree in the twisted
> little mind of our resident troll....

So *that's* who killed Jimmy Hoffa.

On 16 Aug 2006 21:46:24 +0200, "Bill Bonde ('The path is clear, though
no eyes can see')" > wrote:

>
>
>laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:

>
>
>> And BTW the police report lists two violations
>> by laura - but one of them was smudged out!!!! May have been speeding
>> or who knows what. Add obstruction of justice to the laura bush crime
>> spree.
>>
>What's the URL for this?

http://euskalherria.indymedia.org/es...09/16744.shtml

Michael died of a broken neck, at the scene. His father, who was
following him, arrived seconds after the wreck. Laura was unhurt and
Judy had insignificant injuries.

The police report noted that Laura committed two violations of traffic
laws that contributed to the wreck: "Disregard stop sign or signal"
and "[illegible]"

In the box labeled "Is investigation complete?", the police officer
checked "No."

The officer went through all the proper motions: measured the skid
marks, diagramed the wreck, went to the hospital to check on the dead
(Michael) and others (Laura and Judy). He took statements from the
survivors and photos of the wreckage. The next day, he filed his
report.

He did not issue a citation to Laura Welch. The investigation
apparently was never completed. No grand jury was convened.

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:13:45 -0700, Bill Funk >
wrote:

>On 16 Aug 2006 21:46:24 +0200, "Bill Bonde ('The path is clear, though
>no eyes can see')" > wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
>>>

>>
>>> And BTW the police report lists two violations
>>> by laura - but one of them was smudged out!!!! May have been speeding
>>> or who knows what. Add obstruction of justice to the laura bush crime
>>> spree.
>>>
>>What's the URL for this?
>
>http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp

>But the smudged part was the reporting officer's notation of the
>speed, not another violation.
>Judy's obsession with this is another sign of his mental problems.

Snopes has it wrong - as always. As for me being mentally ill -
that's better than being a criminal coddler like you. I think
reckless drivers who kill should be punished.

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Aunt Judy likes it
in the rear said in rec.autos.driving:
> > Yep, Laura Bush a one person, one crime crime spree in the twisted
> > little mind of our resident troll....
>
> So *that's* who killed Jimmy Hoffa.

And JFK.

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> As for me being mentally ill -
> that's better than being a criminal coddler like you.

Whew, admitting to your problem is the first step in getting help.

laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> On 16 Aug 2006 21:46:24 +0200, "Bill Bonde ('The path is clear, though
> no eyes can see')" > wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >> And BTW the police report lists two violations
> >> by laura - but one of them was smudged out!!!! May have been speeding
> >> or who knows what. Add obstruction of justice to the laura bush crime
> >> spree.
> >>
> >What's the URL for this?
>
> http://euskalherria.indymedia.org/es...09/16744.shtml

LOL!!!! You believe KITTY KELLY?!?!!? LOL!!!! LOL!!! Oh my God,
you're precious.

Larry Bud wrote:
> laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> > >What's the URL for this?
> >
> > http://euskalherria.indymedia.org/es...09/16744.shtml
>
> LOL!!!! You believe KITTY KELLY?!?!!? LOL!!!! LOL!!! Oh my God,
> you're precious.

What's wrong with KK.? She's more credible than your gods limbaugh and
o'reilly.

laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> Laura Bush also ran a stop sign and killed a guy but she bought her
> way out of it and was never charged with anything!!
>

Haha. I like snopes writing on this

"The accident is difficult to understand it that it took place on a
clear night on dry pavement at a crossroads described as "the middle of
nowhere," where the view was unobstructed and the stop sign that faced
Laura Welch was clearly visible. (The intersection was a two-way, not a
four-way, stop.) Yet looking to only weather and road conditions to
explain what happened is to miss the obvious: there were two teen girls
in the car, girls who were on their way to a party and thus who likely
would have been bubbling over with chatter about who would be there.
Laura Welch, the driver, had turned 17 only two days earlier. She and
her passenger were still of an age when they could all too easily shut
out everything going on around them, even the approach of another car
and the recognition of a stop sign. "

wrote:
> laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> > Laura Bush also ran a stop sign and killed a guy but she bought her
> > way out of it and was never charged with anything!!
> >
>
> Haha. I like snopes writing on this
>
> "The accident is difficult to understand it that it took place on a
> clear night on dry pavement at a crossroads described as "the middle of
> nowhere," where the view was unobstructed and the stop sign that faced
> Laura Welch was clearly visible. (The intersection was a two-way, not a
> four-way, stop.) Yet looking to only weather and road conditions to
> explain what happened is to miss the obvious: there were two teen girls
> in the car, girls who were on their way to a party and thus who likely
> would have been bubbling over with chatter about who would be there.
> Laura Welch, the driver, had turned 17 only two days earlier. She and
> her passenger were still of an age when they could all too easily shut
> out everything going on around them, even the approach of another car
> and the recognition of a stop sign. "

Pretty flimsy excuse, isn't it?. Snopes admits laura was reckless and
then excuses it by saying she was just a teen!!!! Teens are terrible
drivers and if anything, should be held to a higher standard, i say.
I can think of nothing stupider than telling teenagers - "you kids can
drive crazy and kill innocent people and we won't prosecute you."

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:47:41 GMT, laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
> wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:13:45 -0700, Bill Funk >
>wrote:
>
>>On 16 Aug 2006 21:46:24 +0200, "Bill Bonde ('The path is clear, though
>>no eyes can see')" > wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
>>>>
>
>>>
>>>> And BTW the police report lists two violations
>>>> by laura - but one of them was smudged out!!!! May have been speeding
>>>> or who knows what. Add obstruction of justice to the laura bush crime
>>>> spree.
>>>>
>>>What's the URL for this?
>>
>>http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp
>
>>But the smudged part was the reporting officer's notation of the
>>speed, not another violation.
>>Judy's obsession with this is another sign of his mental problems.
>
>Snopes has it wrong - as always.

Prove it.
>As for me being mentally ill -
>that's better than being a criminal coddler like you. I think
>reckless drivers who kill should be punished.

So you admit to being mentally ill.
That's a good first step. I hope you follow up with professional help.

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Bill Funk
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