Sloth Coaster Gets His Come-Uppance

While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got
temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted
speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile
down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a
couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The
ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at
full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a
Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin
moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth
Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop
before the Dreamer Durango started to move.

Think of it as Road Karma in action.