anti-theft systems

I heard about is a Anti Car Jacking system called The Wizard and from what I
understand its a remote like an alarm transmitter and if you get car jacked,
you wait until the thief is almost ready to drive off then press the button
and the car stops and stalls out in the middle of the street. At this time
you watch the thief run and then get back in the car and go about your
business.

I know this is pretty sick, but I think one thought in an anti theft system
is that once the thief is driving the car away a serated metal spike would
come out of the seat cusion and go up the thiefs anus and then retract
causing extreme internal bleeding! I'd love to have that on my car, but be
afraid in case it back fired on me!!!

Its probably illegal (we wouldnt want to harm a criminal would we), but to
tell you the truth if I saw someone in my house and I had a shotgun, I'd
blow the guys brains out without even asking him a question. If someone
comes in my house uninvited, he's going out in a body bag.

Al

alfred wrote:
> I heard about is a Anti Car Jacking system called The Wizard and from what I
> understand its a remote like an alarm transmitter and if you get car jacked,
> you wait until the thief is almost ready to drive off then press the button
> and the car stops and stalls out in the middle of the street. At this time
> you watch the thief run . . . . . .

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Push the button as he pulls into traffic with an 18-wheeler coming. They
can't stop on a dime but they will stop on a HONDA. :-(

'Curly'

And if it fails when you are driving? Would clean your hemorrhoids....

"alfred" > wrote in message
news:OAr8h.2142$Kw2.1787@trndny05...
>I heard about is a Anti Car Jacking system called The Wizard and from what
>I understand its a remote like an alarm transmitter and if you get car
>jacked, you wait until the thief is almost ready to drive off then press
>the button and the car stops and stalls out in the middle of the street. At
>this time you watch the thief run and then get back in the car and go about
>your business.
>
> I know this is pretty sick, but I think one thought in an anti theft
> system is that once the thief is driving the car away a serated metal
> spike would come out of the seat cusion and go up the thiefs anus and then
> retract causing extreme internal bleeding! I'd love to have that on my
> car, but be afraid in case it back fired on me!!!
>
> Its probably illegal (we wouldnt want to harm a criminal would we), but to
> tell you the truth if I saw someone in my house and I had a shotgun, I'd
> blow the guys brains out without even asking him a question. If someone
> comes in my house uninvited, he's going out in a body bag.
>
> Al
>
>
>

Thats true! I still think we need more drastic devices to teach the thief a
lesson. Lets face it, a guy steals a car and gets slapped on the wrist with
a misdemeanor and a 500 dollar fine (if you're lucky). I think we should
have sleeping gas that puts the guy to sleep so you find in in the car, then
you can put him in front of the car and run him over and go! Sorry, I'm in a
violent mood right now...I'm sure it will pass.


"Woody" > wrote in message
. com...
> And if it fails when you are driving? Would clean your hemorrhoids....
>

"alfred" > wrote in news:0N69h.1026$ki3.721@trndny01:

> Thats true! I still think we need more drastic devices to teach the
> thief a lesson.


Manny, choot that piece of chit will you?


--
Tegger

The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
www.tegger.com/hondafaq/

> ===============================
>
> Push the button as he pulls into traffic with an 18-wheeler coming. They
> can't stop on a dime but they will stop on a HONDA. :-(
>

Possibly urban legend but I heard some dude did have this rigged up and the
thief stalled into an intersection and got creamed, story goes the owner of
the stolen car was liable.

>
> Possibly urban legend but I heard some dude did have this rigged up and
> the thief stalled into an intersection and got creamed, story goes the
> owner of the stolen car was liable.
>


Maybe but I guess if you stall it right about where the car jacking occurs
then you can pretty much get in the car and go. I guess if the theif did get
creamed the best thing to do is play dumb and act like you don't know why it
stalled out.