Lots of MFFYs Out Today

On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 15:44:56 -0800, {STP} > wrote:

>In article >,
> Scott en Aztl?n > wrote:
>
>> BTW, the parking lots were completely full. It was GREAT being able to
>> WALK to this shopping center instead of having to put up with all the
>> MFFY drivers out there on the roads!!
>
>I know BTW = By The Way.
>
>What does GREAT, WALK

Those two are words with emphasis, maybe shouted, and not acronyms.

>and MFFY stand for?

That's an acronym for "Me First, **** You"

DPH
>
>{STP}

Scott en Aztlán > wrote:

>Here it is Christmas Eve, yet this MFFY bitch doesn't seem to be in
>the Xmas Spirit:
>
>http://tinypic.com/z7a55
>
>This self-centered bimbo sat there parked next to a red curb in the
>main driveway of the shopping center, forcing everyone to go around
>her as the minivan is doing in this picture.
>
>But she wasn't the only one. This Toyota is also parked against a red
>curb, forcing all the holiday shoppers to fight their way around:
>
>http://tinypic.com/z7aiv
>
>BTW, the parking lots were completely full. It was GREAT being able to
>WALK to this shopping center instead of having to put up with all the
>MFFY drivers out there on the roads!!


I was in a line of cars at a mall, and watched as a boy about 10 years
old, was trying to walk across the lane. He was being so very cautious
and I shouted "do you need to cross", he replied yes and I told him to
go ahead. He yells out a polite thanks and darts across the lane like
a roadrunner (this is in a mall parking lot - lane not wide enough to
be called a street). At the same time a fat dude stuffed into a Sentra
4 cars back pulls out and passes to get ahead of me (dumb me, yielding
to a pedestrian). The youngster was way faster than the fatass Sentra
driver, I'm glad to say. But I'd have a tough time living with the
thought of what might have happened - on xmas eve no less.

--
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?"

Scott en Aztlán > wrote:

>Here it is Christmas Eve, yet this MFFY bitch doesn't seem to be in
>the Xmas Spirit:
>
>http://tinypic.com/z7a55
>
>This self-centered bimbo sat there parked next to a red curb in the
>main driveway of the shopping center, forcing everyone to go around
>her as the minivan is doing in this picture.
>
>But she wasn't the only one. This Toyota is also parked against a red
>curb, forcing all the holiday shoppers to fight their way around:
>
>http://tinypic.com/z7aiv
>
>BTW, the parking lots were completely full. It was GREAT being able to
>WALK to this shopping center instead of having to put up with all the
>MFFY drivers out there on the roads!!


I was in a line of cars at a mall, and watched as a boy about 10 years
old, was trying to walk across the lane. He was being so very cautious
and I shouted "do you need to cross", he replied yes and I told him to
go ahead. He yells out a polite thanks and darts across the lane like
a roadrunner (this is in a mall parking lot - lane not wide enough to
be called a street). At the same time a fat dude stuffed into a Sentra
4 cars back pulls out and passes to get ahead of me (dumb me, yielding
to a pedestrian). The youngster was way faster than the fatass Sentra
driver, I'm glad to say. But I'd have a tough time living with the
thought of what might have happened - on xmas eve no less.

--
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?"

The other day at wal-mart i saw some idiot stopped in a lane waiting
for a car to back out so she could grab the spot. Nothing wrong with
that except there were no cars trying to back out at the time??? But
she knew eventually someone would come out and she'd get her spot close
to the store front. Meanwhile, the folks behind were all backed up.

The other day at wal-mart i saw some idiot stopped in a lane waiting
for a car to back out so she could grab the spot. Nothing wrong with
that except there were no cars trying to back out at the time??? But
she knew eventually someone would come out and she'd get her spot close
to the store front. Meanwhile, the folks behind were all backed up.

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> The other day at wal-mart i saw some idiot stopped in a lane waiting
> for a car to back out so she could grab the spot. Nothing wrong with
> that except there were no cars trying to back out at the time??? But
> she knew eventually someone would come out and she'd get her spot close
> to the store front. Meanwhile, the folks behind were all backed up.
>

I've never understood that behavior. I just park where there is a
spot...boonies or not. Often, I've run in, got what I need and the fools
that are still waiting for that spot 3-spaces closer to the door are still
hosing up the parking lot traffic. Odd!

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> The other day at wal-mart i saw some idiot stopped in a lane waiting
> for a car to back out so she could grab the spot. Nothing wrong with
> that except there were no cars trying to back out at the time??? But
> she knew eventually someone would come out and she'd get her spot close
> to the store front. Meanwhile, the folks behind were all backed up.
>

I've never understood that behavior. I just park where there is a
spot...boonies or not. Often, I've run in, got what I need and the fools
that are still waiting for that spot 3-spaces closer to the door are still
hosing up the parking lot traffic. Odd!

"James C. Reeves" > wrote in
:



>
> I've never understood that behavior. I just park where there is a
> spot...boonies or not.

I do the same,and have the same results as you!
And I get some needed exercise at the same time.


> Often, I've run in, got what I need and the
> fools that are still waiting for that spot 3-spaces closer to the door
> are still hosing up the parking lot traffic. Odd!
>
>

I get ticked at the fools who stop and block the lane while waiting for a
spot to open up,even though they passed a couple of open spots farther
out..

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik-at-kua.net

"James C. Reeves" > wrote in
:



>
> I've never understood that behavior. I just park where there is a
> spot...boonies or not.

I do the same,and have the same results as you!
And I get some needed exercise at the same time.


> Often, I've run in, got what I need and the
> fools that are still waiting for that spot 3-spaces closer to the door
> are still hosing up the parking lot traffic. Odd!
>
>

I get ticked at the fools who stop and block the lane while waiting for a
spot to open up,even though they passed a couple of open spots farther
out..

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik-at-kua.net