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Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! ! !
Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop driving them now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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Someone grab a can opener quick! The tin foil hat on this guy is
screwed on too tight and cutting off the oxygen to his feeble brain LOL On 18 Nov 2004 19:32:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote: >Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > >If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned >for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul >for all eternity. > >So stop driving them now to save your soul. > >Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save >your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can >prevent Armageddon. > >Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and >witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > >Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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I guess you probably think the Camaro is God's ride?
"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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Around 11/18/2004 7:32 PM, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
> So stop driving them now to save your soul. .... And give them all to me! Muahahahaha! (Watch the crosspost, folks.) -- / Garth - '83 GL V6stang Hatch <Former MW #7> \ | My V6stang: http://www.v6stang.com/v6stang | | RAMFM Merchandise: http://www.cafeshops.com/ramfm | \ Mail for secure reply information / |
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lol.. just saw the same post over on alt.autos.chevrolet.malibu...
-Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors "Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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that was gay.
-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors "RichA" > wrote in message ... > Better to rule with a Mustang in Hell than serve with > a Toyota in Heaven. > > > > On 18 Nov 2004 19:32:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc > Olsen) wrote: > > >Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > > >If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > >for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > >for all eternity. > > > >So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > > >Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > >your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > >prevent Armageddon. > > > >Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > >witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > > >Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > |
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that's funny, I just read this posting in the Fiat newsgroups! (no
kidding, my "other" car is a Fiat. JD Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed
view of Ford and the Mustang? Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you would fall in love. I used to work at a Chevy dealer and that cured me of the oppression of a Chevrolet so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as it hauls ass and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower. And, did I mention it is a blast to drive. It is like stepping back in time to a 1967 Mustang. Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and stiffer springs. I know that they have to sell it to the masses, but I like a firmer feel in the corners... Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > |
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He's posting this filth on a lot of automotive newsgroups. don't worry a/b
it. common trolling technique. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors "John Smith" > wrote in message ... > I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed > view of Ford and the Mustang? Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you > would fall in love. I used to work at a Chevy dealer and that cured me > of the oppression of a Chevrolet so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as > it hauls ass and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower. And, did I mention > it is a blast to drive. It is like stepping back in time to a 1967 > Mustang. Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and > stiffer springs. I know that they have to sell it to the masses, but I > like a firmer feel in the corners... > > Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > > > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > > > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned > > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > > for all eternity. > > > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > > prevent Armageddon. > > > > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > > > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > > > |
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