Tanks are much better than 4x4 rubbísh ! ! ! ! !

The 4x4 rubbish cannot compete against a battletank, that's for sure!

Yeah, you're so right.

I mean, I drove my M1A1 up my yellow truck ramps on my driveway and they
just got crushed. I just crawled beneath the undercarriage to change the
oil. Couldn't get a refund from AutoZone for the ramps, though.

Dodging trees, shrubs and branches so the paint doesn't come off the truck's
brushguards is no longer a problem -- my tank just levels the forest as I
take it off-road (on-road, I can't tell the difference).

And towing a 6,000 lb boat and trailer is so much easier with a cannon
counter balancing the front of the tank -- no need for those wimpy $250
weight stabilizing receiver hitches. Launching/retrieving the boat is so
much easier.

And forget about those wimpy air horns -- ain't nothing like a .50 cal
booming over their heads to clear the way.

And nothing like a gas turbine-powered tank to really empty my pockets when
I drive up to the local gas station -- the attendant doesn't complain
because the windshield is so small, it takes him only a second or two to
clean it.

"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
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> The 4x4 rubbish cannot compete against a battletank, that's for sure!

Hey buddy, have another beer, after all its christmas!!!