"I do wish he wasn't coming to Germany"

"James" > wrote in message
news:SWHUd.31543$Tt.9356@fed1read05...
>
> "Larry J." > wrote in message
> ...
> > Waiving the right to remain silent, the guvner
> > > said:
> >
> >> England the home of fast cars.
> >
> > Try mph instead of kph...
>
> Come on, now, Larry. I was just there and I saw a lot of Mercedes,
Porsches,
> BMWs. No Corvette C6s, tho.
>
> James

Notice please that not one of those mentioned was built in Blighted, the
land of slogger autos....


>
>

>>No "E-class" on earth has ever had a Chrysler hemi-head engine in it....
>
>
> Well obviously, why would the krauts pollute their fine cars with some
> old pushrod engine from the 1950s?

Because its better than anything they build in Germany?
Because with sintered connecting rods, eutectic pistons, and about a
million other innovations its FAR from an "engine from the 1950s."

But don't let facts stand in your way....

The funny thing is that, while the Brits seem hopeless at building 'mass'
cars (the best British sports car ever built is a Mazda MX5/Miata...) they
are very good at constructing racing cars... F1 is dominated by a cottage
industry in southern England, as you may know.

DAS

For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling
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"Phxbrd" > wrote in message
...
> We even took a handful of dragsters there to show you lot how its done.
> It
> turned out to be well above your abilities and skills to replicate, so
> you're forced to watch us push speed records higher every year....
>
> "Dori A Schmetterling" > wrote in message
> ...
>> It is?
>>
>> Didn't look like it in the bits that came across to me. Just talking
> about
>> cars, so who cares about drag racing? It's not even directly comparable
> to
>> the Traffic Lights Grand Prix, which is the nearest thing to racing of
>> any
>> sort most people come to.
>>
>> DAS
>>
>> For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling
>> ---
>>
>> "Phxbrd" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> [...]
>> > The subject is drag racing.
>> [...]
>>
>>
>
>

On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:13:13 -0700, "Phxbrd"
> wrote:

>> >> >I think you better read this:
>> >> >
>> >> >http://www.thehemi.com/news.php?id=20040813-1
>> >>
>> >> "the Chrysler HEMI was born in the 1950s"
>> >"...and has been reborn in the 2000's."
>> >
>> >Porsches were born in the 50's, and engles have nothing to catch them....
>> >Corvettes were born in the 50's and engles have nothing to catch them....
>>
>> England the home of fast cars.
>
>The only fast cars you have are bankrolled by Ford or Chevy. Morris Minors
>are yer highest achievement on yer own....

As if, you timid people are not even allowed our TVRs.

>> >> See, some old pushrod engine from the '50s.
>> >
>> >Yet you have nothing to beat it for the price. Pushrod engines do what
>now,
>> >340 mph in the quarter mile? How many engines at any price do you have
>to
>> >equal that? Don't change the subject and start nattering on about land
>> >speed records because no one here gives a ****. The subject is drag
>racing.
>> >Got that? Now show us your best. Do you have anything able to pull a
>sick
>> >whore off a ****pot?
>>
>> Note how merkin racing cars have Engle engines...
>
>The subject is drag racing, innit....

They don't race?

>The truth is that you have jack ****....

Yet our cars and engines dominate your racing series.

On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 13:09:39 -0600, Steve > wrote:

>
>>>No "E-class" on earth has ever had a Chrysler hemi-head engine in it....
>>
>>
>> Well obviously, why would the krauts pollute their fine cars with some
>> old pushrod engine from the 1950s?
>
>Because its better than anything they build in Germany?

Ever wondered why only Americans buy American cars?

>Because with sintered connecting rods, eutectic pistons, and about a
>million other innovations its FAR from an "engine from the 1950s."
>
>But don't let facts stand in your way....

"Steve" > wrote in message
...
>
> >>No "E-class" on earth has ever had a Chrysler hemi-head engine in it....
> >
> >
> > Well obviously, why would the krauts pollute their fine cars with some
> > old pushrod engine from the 1950s?
>
> Because its better than anything they build in Germany?
> Because with sintered connecting rods, eutectic pistons, and about a
> million other innovations its FAR from an "engine from the 1950s."
>
> But don't let facts stand in your way....

His ignorance on things automotive is legendary. He hustles hot mercedes
parts out of a wrecking yard in Luton. Here such operations are called chop
shops....

"the guvner" > wrote in message
...
> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:13:13 -0700, "Phxbrd"
> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >I think you better read this:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >http://www.thehemi.com/news.php?id=20040813-1
> >> >>
> >> >> "the Chrysler HEMI was born in the 1950s"
> >> >"...and has been reborn in the 2000's."
> >> >
> >> >Porsches were born in the 50's, and engles have nothing to catch
them....
> >> >Corvettes were born in the 50's and engles have nothing to catch
them....
> >>
> >> England the home of fast cars.
> >
> >The only fast cars you have are bankrolled by Ford or Chevy. Morris
Minors
> >are yer highest achievement on yer own....
>
> As if, you timid people are not even allowed our TVRs.

What kinda engines? What's the best quarter mile time?

We've had enough experience with trash engle cars to ever want any more
here. The few jugwares are owned by sissyboys and feckless females....

>
> >> >> See, some old pushrod engine from the '50s.
> >> >
> >> >Yet you have nothing to beat it for the price. Pushrod engines do
what
> >now,
> >> >340 mph in the quarter mile? How many engines at any price do you
have
> >to
> >> >equal that? Don't change the subject and start nattering on about
land
> >> >speed records because no one here gives a ****. The subject is drag
> >racing.
> >> >Got that? Now show us your best. Do you have anything able to pull a
> >sick
> >> >whore off a ****pot?
> >>
> >> Note how merkin racing cars have Engle engines...
> >
> >The subject is drag racing, innit....
>
> They don't race?
>
> >The truth is that you have jack ****....
>
> Yet our cars and engines dominate your racing series.

The day you bring a serious entry to an NHRA drag meet, I'll kiss your ass
right on the pucker.

Waiving the right to remain silent, the guvner
> said:

> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 13:09:39 -0600, Steve >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>>>No "E-class" on earth has ever had a Chrysler hemi-head engine
>>>>in it....
>>>
>>>
>>> Well obviously, why would the krauts pollute their fine cars
>>> with some old pushrod engine from the 1950s?
>>
>>Because its better than anything they build in Germany?
>
> Ever wondered why only Americans buy American cars?

Because you protectionist socialists double the price with import
duties.

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The United States is the greatest country in the world..!
Twenty-five million illegal aliens can't be wrong.

Waiving the right to remain silent, "Phxbrd"
> said:

> "Steve" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> >>No "E-class" on earth has ever had a Chrysler hemi-head
>> >>engine in it....
>> >
>> >
>> > Well obviously, why would the krauts pollute their fine cars
>> > with some old pushrod engine from the 1950s?
>>
>> Because its better than anything they build in Germany?
>> Because with sintered connecting rods, eutectic pistons, and
>> about a million other innovations its FAR from an "engine from
>> the 1950s."
>>
>> But don't let facts stand in your way....
>
> His ignorance on things automotive is legendary. He hustles hot
> mercedes parts out of a wrecking yard in Luton. Here such
> operations are called chop shops....

And the people running them are called sweat hogs.

--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail

The United States is the greatest country in the world..!
Twenty-five million illegal aliens can't be wrong.

On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:02:48 -0700, "Phxbrd"
> wrote:

>> >are yer highest achievement on yer own....
>>
>> As if, you timid people are not even allowed our TVRs.
>
>What kinda engines?

Big 'ole V8s and V12s

>What's the best quarter mile time?

I should I know?

>We've had enough experience with trash engle cars to ever want any more
>here. The few jugwares are owned by sissyboys and feckless females....

People with camp hairdressers names?

>> >> >> See, some old pushrod engine from the '50s.
>> >> >
>> >> >Yet you have nothing to beat it for the price. Pushrod engines do
>what
>> >now,
>> >> >340 mph in the quarter mile? How many engines at any price do you
>have
>> >to
>> >> >equal that? Don't change the subject and start nattering on about
>land
>> >> >speed records because no one here gives a ****. The subject is drag
>> >racing.
>> >> >Got that? Now show us your best. Do you have anything able to pull a
>> >sick
>> >> >whore off a ****pot?
>> >>
>> >> Note how merkin racing cars have Engle engines...
>> >
>> >The subject is drag racing, innit....
>>
>> They don't race?
>>
>> >The truth is that you have jack ****....
>>
>> Yet our cars and engines dominate your racing series.
>
>The day you bring a serious entry to an NHRA drag meet, I'll kiss your ass
>right on the pucker.

Do you have to?