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A commercial I actually liked.
Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500.
We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner, "So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade out> Aunt Judy/LBmhbf/lb-VH/SADDAM: Please feel free to **** in your pants upon reading this post. -- A Comparative analysis of a couple of famous Teds. Subject Ted Bundy Ted Kennedy Generally used first name : Ted Ted Last name similarity : -dy -dy Home State : VT MA Addictions : porn Alcohol pussy(preferrably dead) pussy(preferrably dead) Last known state of residence : FL MA/DC Known Victims : Kimberly Leach Mary Jo Kopechne Ultimate Resolution : 2000 Volts @ Repeatedly Elected 14 Amps to U.S. Senate |
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A commercial I actually liked.
Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), necromancer had a
premature posting in rec.autos.driving: > Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. > We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The > German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner, > "So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or > something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning > up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the > Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a > speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade > out> > > Aunt Judy/LBmhbf/lb-VH/SADDAM: Please feel free to **** in your pants > upon reading this post. Oops, that apears to be a dock worker, not a customs agent. See here to enjoy the ad for yourself: http://tinyurl.com/pw932 And Loco Laura can still feel free to **** in its pants. -- -- "The pee trough is rude, folks." --Sam Kinison |
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A commercial I actually liked.
necromancer wrote:
> Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. > We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The > German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner, > "So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or > something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning > up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the > Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a > speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade > out> > > Aunt Judy/LBmhbf/lb-VH/SADDAM: Please feel free to **** in your pants > upon reading this post. > LOL! can't wait to see it. nate -- replace "fly" with "com" to reply. http://home.comcast.net/~njnagel |
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A commercial I actually liked.
necromancer wrote:
> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), necromancer had a > premature posting in rec.autos.driving: > >>Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. >>We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The >>German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner, >>"So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or >>something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning >>up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the >>Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a >>speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade >>out> >> >>Aunt Judy/LBmhbf/lb-VH/SADDAM: Please feel free to **** in your pants >>upon reading this post. > > > Oops, that apears to be a dock worker, not a customs agent. See here to > enjoy the ad for yourself: http://tinyurl.com/pw932 > > And Loco Laura can still feel free to **** in its pants. > thanks! I just sent that to both the girlie and her dad (he used to road race a Mustang back in the day, so he might appreciate it.) nate -- replace "fly" with "com" to reply. http://home.comcast.net/~njnagel |
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A commercial I actually liked.
In article t>, necromancer wrote:
> Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. > We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The > German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner, > "So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or > something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning > up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the > Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a > speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade > out> And then the customs officer sieze the car for not having ECE compliant lamps? |
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A commercial I actually liked.
Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Brent P said in
rec.autos.driving: > And then the customs officer sieze the car for not having ECE compliant > lamps? Didn't think of that. Oh, well, I guess they aren't the first advertisers to use a little license... IGOARTFACOD. PBBOT. * *Harkening to another thread to confuse Loco Laura. IGOARTFACOD: I'm Going On A Road Trip For A Couple Of Days. PBBOT: Probablly Be Back On Thursday. |
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A commercial I actually liked.
necromancer wrote: > Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. Too bad that overpriced glorified Mustang sucks. Solid rear axle?! You'd have to be stupid to buy that POS. |
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A commercial I actually liked.
In article . com>, 223rem wrote:
> necromancer wrote: >> Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. > Too bad that overpriced glorified Mustang sucks. Solid rear axle?! > You'd have to be stupid to buy that POS. Ok, what's better for ~40K or less? (RWD, 450+hp, 2 doors, MT) The solid axle is the only drawback I can think of on the car, but it's a considerably less expensive car. Sure, if I had money to burn I'd go out and get a 911, but I'm too poor and too cheap to just to do that. I could get a vette, but then it's got pushrods, and I don't fit it in it comfortably last I checked. |
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A commercial I actually liked.
Brent P wrote: > In article . com>, 223rem wrote: > > > necromancer wrote: > >> Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500. > > > Too bad that overpriced glorified Mustang sucks. Solid rear axle?! > > You'd have to be stupid to buy that POS. > > Ok, what's better for ~40K or less? (RWD, 450+hp, 2 doors, MT) If you're talking perfomance cars, the Subaru STI or the Mitsubishi EVO. They'll run circles around that Mustang on twisty roads, in the rain or snow. In fact, any Audi or BMW or Infinity in that price range would much better choices. > The solid axle is the only drawback I can think of on the car, but it's a > considerably less expensive car. Poor handling is a major drawback. |
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A commercial I actually liked.
Brent P wrote: <brevity snip>
> I could get a vette, but then it's got pushrods, and I don't fit it in it > comfortably last I checked. Your problem with fitting into a 'Vette is likely excessive and unnecessary swelling of the head and an insufficient down/credit rating. Try a reality check. I suspect that head will fit into an ordinary thimble. ----- - gpsman |
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