"John" > wrote in message
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| "SVTKate" > wrote in message
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| > "ZombyWoof" > wrote
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| > | Wash your car as you would your pecker.
| >
| > Uhhhhh... I might have a bit of a problem.
|
| To bridge the above mental image across the gender gap and keep a somewhat
| parallel meaning, you'd have to wash your car as you would your pussy,
| right? With that in mind, re-wash your car and tell us how is was this
| time.
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| John
| ThunderSnake #59
|


Ok, I reconsidered.
I went back to the master bedroom,
went into the bathroom and drew a nice warm bath.
Got some fresh towels and hung them nearby.
Pulled out the fragrant shampoos that have not been used in a long while,
maybe too long.

Grabbed the sleeping cat off of her cushion and tossed her in
There was Yowling, scratching, biting and water EVERYWHERE!

I fought with her, finally grabbed her front paws and held her while I
scrubbed her all over with shampoo.

I had to chase her down the hallway, she was flinging water everywhere as
she went, wet fur, evil looks and then she hid under the couch.

I'm telling you, washing a pussy ain't NUTHIN like washing a Dick!
I have washed him MANY times and he doesn't put up a fight like this!

But, at least my pussy smells all clean and fresh!

Happy???

Hand me the ointment and a band aid, will ya?

Kate