Scott en Aztl=E1n wrote:
> So I'm stuck behind a micro-passing LLB. Posted Speed Limit: 75 MPH;
> Sloth Passer's speed: 65 MPH. Unfortunately, he's passing a line of
> speed-governed semis. After many agonizing minutes, we reach a gap in
> the semis where this guy could easily move right and allow the long
> line of faster cars to pass. However, being a hardcore LLB, he
refuses
> to budge.
>
> In a flash, I'm down 2 gears, I'm in the right lane, and I'm passing
> him. Of course, you know what happens next: Mr. Sloth Passer, who for
> the last half hour has been perfectly content to drive 65 MPH,
> suddenly SPEEDS UP in a lame attempt to prevent me from passing him.
>
> Unfortunately for him, he never had a chance. Before his slushbox
even
> drops down to passing gear, I'm already around his Sloth ass and back
> in the left lane.
>
> Asshole Sloths like this are the reason I refuse to buy Torqueless
> Wondercars. I really love the looks of the new RX-8, and the handling
> is fabulous, but that little sewing machine engine just won't do.

Sewing machine engine? It produces 191kW (250+ hp), which is
more than you can say for a sewing machine! If that still isn't
enough for you, slap on a turbo.