I got the same box. Put it in the trash but kept the gum for chewing later.

"Max C. Webster III" > wrote in message
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> "Kate" > done said:
>
> > "Max C. Webster III" > wrote:
> >
> >> So, did anyone else get a pack of Orbit from Ford today?
> >
> > Prolly only YOU
> > for having a dirty little mouth
> > but it's not going to help your dirty little mind.
> >
> > *snikker*
>
>
> Hey! ::burp:: What the **** are you talking about, ya *******?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjk02DLGIoA
>
> Love the small print on that one, Dramatization: Orbit will not get you
into
> heaven.
>
> Anyway, I got a small box in the mail, and in it was a $500 coupon for a
new
> 'stang and box of gum. "4 out of 5 Mustang owners get what's called
> "perma-grin. We thought you might want to start prepping."
>
> Also, there's a second $500 coupon I can give to whomever (I'm guessing
these
> boxes were sent to folks who bought Mustangs in the last five years -- the
> coupons are for their friends who've held on to their rides a little
longer)
>
>
>
> - Max -
> =======
> My vision would turn your world upside down,
> tear asunder your illusions and send the
> sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing
> down around you. - Huey Freeman
>
>