> Salmonella,

I'm glad you "got it"

>such misfortunes couldn't happen to me. And you know why?
> I DRIVE IN THE LEFT LANE! Ducklings usually can't keep up because of
> the RLBs they encounter.

It wouldn't have mattered which lane I chose. Some people just tend to
"hang" with others.

There were no other cars to be "RLBs" as you put it.

And yes, we all know how proud you are to be an LLB.