Sam O'Nella wrote:

> I have to chuckle at the cattle I encounter on the highways. I'm not
> referring to farm creatures, rather the ones behind the wheel.
>
> What is it about some people that makes them "hang" with others?
>
> Last night I'm driving down the highway. I pass a car, gain some space
> then
> pull in front. They proceed to speed up, get in the left lane beside me
> and
> LLB. WTF? They hung like that for 30 miles, back and forth right beside
> me, until I got off at my exit. I was on cruise control and they
> obviously weren't; they were just mindlessly servoing to my position.
>
> It made me wonder why they felt like they "needed" to be so close to me.

Salmonella, such misfortunes couldn't happen to me. And you know why? I
DRIVE IN THE LEFT LANE! Ducklings usually can't keep up because of the RLBs
they encounter.