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**Aunt Judy likes it in the rear[_1_]**

laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> On 14 Aug 2006 21:11:22 -0700, wrote:
>
> >I often wondered if such a bumper sticker would have any effect? I
> >think many people tailgate because theyfeel there is no consequence .
> >With a bumper sticket like that it would mean the driver does not
> >appreciate being tailgaited and would likely do something retaliatory.
> >
> >On the other hand, i fear the redneck, white trash type of driver would
> >see it as an invitation to purposely furthur annoy and vastly increase
> >your chance of an accident??
>
> Here's a couple stickers that will intimidate the rednecks.
>
> I'M A GUN NUT AND I SHOOT TAILGATERS
>
> ONLY HOMOS ARE TAILGATERS

I much prefer:

"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."
"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"I'm way to drive to drunk."

I'm sure you've got "I break for homosexuals" plastered all over your
rear end, AJ.