That's awesome! lmfao! And I will forward this. lol

Jay

"Bill Putney" > wrote in message
...
>I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
>can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she
>says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't
>answer and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that any more.
>
> The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick.
>
> I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
> The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
> leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us
> having no money or insurance.
>
> I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy
> doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people.
>
> I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always
> gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
> sneeze and chafes her real bad.
>
> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you mindlessly forward this
> email to everyone you know. Mindlessly forward it to people you don't
> know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you mindlessly forward
> this email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA.
>
> With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over
> America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels
> can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the
> Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to
> the doctors. The doctors could help me get better, then. Maybe one day I
> will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
>
> Every time you mindlessly forward this letter, the astronauts can take
> another prayer to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
>
> Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body.
>
> If you don't mindlessly forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're
> a mean and heartless ******* who doesn't care about a poor little boy with
> only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
> guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
> then burn forever in Hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
> can't take 5 freakin' minutes to mindlessly forward this to all your
> friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor,
> bodiless 9-year-old boy?
>
> Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
> I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
> chew on me and try to bury its **** in the leaves of my burlap body. I
> wish that very much.
>
> Thank you and God bless,
> Billy "Smiles" Evans
> (the boy with just a head, and a burlap sack for a body)