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>I have been running radar detectors for about 25 years now. 25 years
> ago radar detectors made you impervious to police. The radar cops
> employed back then was on all the time and you could pick them off at 2
> miles easily.
>
> Today it is a totally different scene. High tech electronics and with
> IC boards and motorola CPUs have completely altered the landscape of
> electronic "warfare" with coppers.
>
> Of all the detectors I've ever had this V1 is a God. I will never ever
> use anything else! Let me tell this story.
>
> Last year my best friend died. I had to drive from Atlanta to Seattle
> for his funeral. I couldn't fly because of certain constraints I
> cannot address in this story.
>
> I had to be there in 24 hours so i was in a hurry. I drove over 100
> mph for 2675 miles. I had about 20 encounters with various police
> radar and not one ticket! Not one!!!
>
> Take that Escort! My V1 made me impervious to police radar!
>
> When I arrived at the church there was a cop there to escort the
> funeral procession. My detector went off full alert. I put it in my
> coat pocket when I parked my car so no one would steal it. As I
> approached the casket of my best friend I leaned over in grief to say
> by to him one last time. The V1 brushed the casket. You know what
> happened next? That's right Billy Bob sat straight up in that damned
> coffin and walked out the door just laughing and cutting up like he was
> never dead!!
>
> Praise JAYZUZ! Mike Valentine can raise the dead!!!


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