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Old December 30th 04, 02:15 PM
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Default Valentine 1 - Radar Miracles

I have been running radar detectors for about 25 years now. 25 years
ago radar detectors made you impervious to police. The radar cops
employed back then was on all the time and you could pick them off at 2
miles easily.

Today it is a totally different scene. High tech electronics and with
IC boards and motorola CPUs have completely altered the landscape of
electronic "warfare" with coppers.

Of all the detectors I've ever had this V1 is a God. I will never ever
use anything else! Let me tell this story.

Last year my best friend died. I had to drive from Atlanta to Seattle
for his funeral. I couldn't fly because of certain constraints I
cannot address in this story.

I had to be there in 24 hours so i was in a hurry. I drove over 100
mph for 2675 miles. I had about 20 encounters with various police
radar and not one ticket! Not one!!!

Take that Escort! My V1 made me impervious to police radar!

When I arrived at the church there was a cop there to escort the
funeral procession. My detector went off full alert. I put it in my
coat pocket when I parked my car so no one would steal it. As I
approached the casket of my best friend I leaned over in grief to say
by to him one last time. The V1 brushed the casket. You know what
happened next? That's right Billy Bob sat straight up in that damned
coffin and walked out the door just laughing and cutting up like he was
never dead!!

Praise JAYZUZ! Mike Valentine can raise the dead!!!

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