Colonel Tupperware wrote:

> For SAle:
> Alfa Romeo 164 2.0l T.Spark. Lusso.
>
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>
> Price £500 or swap for Land Rover.
>
>

But if you don't have an Alfa you won't have anything to tow with the
Land Rover...

(ducks and runs for cover)

Halmyre