Shaggie wrote:
> WE must remove evil men from power so that
> we can continue to live in a free world where we are
> not afraid to look out our window so that my nine
> year old son won't grow up in a world where he feels
> that if he just "closes" that blinds the atrocities
> in he world won't affect him.
>
> "YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN
> IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALONE!"

And shout a lot, apparently.

(I know I am going to regret this.)

<Dons asbestos underpants>

"But Daddy -- I don't think he has any big guns or anything . . . what
about that awful Mr. Green next door to him? We know he hates us and he
is building some really big guns! And that loony little guy over the
fence behind our house? He hates darn near everyone and already has big
guns and kills his family and friends, too"

"Never mind about them, son. This guy has me ****ed off. You don't ****
guys like me off, because we like to swagger and act cocky.

"No, we're gonna get this guy and I'll tell you how.

"First, you lie to everyone to try to get them to help. Lying is okay if
you are sure that you are right. What you could do is tell everyone a
big lie that the bad man is collecting really big guns and is planning
to come into their houses and kill them, too. Just get everyone really
scared, because you have to protect yourself by doing whatever it takes
to hurt him!

"Second, don't worry about hurting him before he hurts us. It's an okay
thing to do -- why, just last week at Mae's Cafe the guy sitting next to
me looked like he was thinking about hitting me so I hit him first. I
had to protect myself!

"Third, if you're making these decisions, this makes you very important.
So you should be careful. A lot of his family members and some of the
other neighbors will not agree that you have any business in the bad
man's house, so they are going to fight you even after you capture him.
It will be very dangerous, and many will be killed, So the smart thing
to do is send in the people you lied to to do the work for you. So son:
here's your gun -- go get him. Daddy will be waiting here at home."

--
Mike "Rocket J Squirrel" Elliott
71 Type 2: the Wonderbus
84 Westphalia: "Mellow Yellow (The Electrical Banana)"
KG6RCR