lmao...... minus typos.. that was pretty funny.

-Mike

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A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


> wrote in message
ups.com...
> Twas the night before christmas and out on the street,
> nothing was moving, not even a Jeep.
> all was still with nothing in sight,
> Then what to my wandering eyes did i see,
> but a Mustang SVT alone at a light,
> The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay.
> My import was ready to show'em the way.
> I had some NOS on my tiny motor,
> I would beat that Stang with its Eaton supoercharger.
> I pulled alongside and revved with a fart,
> pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart.
> the light turned green, i was off like a jolt,
> while the SVT filled the night sky with smoke.
> I called to my Evo four pistons,
> on basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking,
> onward faster lets finish the slaughtering.
> The engine did rev, i was ready for action,
> but just at the moment the Mustang caught traction.
> With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye,
> Like a shot from a cannon, the SVT went by.
> He blew by so fat, he spun me around twice.
> I knew at that moment, I was freshly fried rice.
> He held up one finger as he drove into the night.
> all i saw was his dimming taillights.
> But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight,
> "You stupid ricer, you can't beat Blue Oval Dynamite."
>