Chris wrote:
> When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now,
> even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road
> at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an
> impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model
> girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my
> alice band.
>

I would have gone for SP1 but after the warranty runs out
you get cancer of the throat from the cigarettes, the shirt no
longer fastens over your beer gut, and the girlfriend turns
into a shapless fat blob with a mustache in a black dress.