Just saw a commercial that I liked. This was for the Ford Shelby GT 500.
We see a Shelby GT 500 being offloaded from a container in Germany. The
German Custom's Officer (or whatever they call them) says to the owner,
"So, you couldn't find anything to your liking in Germany?" (or
something like that). Next we cut to scenes of the Shelby GT 500 burning
up the Autobahn - and some German autos. Then the owner says to the
Customs Officer in an obvious American accent, "No, I couldn't find a
speed limit I liked in America." <cut to Shelby GT 500 logo and fade
out>

Aunt Judy/LBmhbf/lb-VH/SADDAM: Please feel free to **** in your pants
upon reading this post.




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A Comparative analysis of a couple of famous Teds.

Subject Ted Bundy Ted Kennedy
Generally used
first name : Ted Ted
Last name
similarity : -dy -dy
Home State : VT MA
Addictions : porn Alcohol
pussy(preferrably dead) pussy(preferrably dead)
Last known state
of residence : FL MA/DC
Known Victims : Kimberly Leach Mary Jo Kopechne
Ultimate
Resolution : 2000 Volts @ Repeatedly Elected
14 Amps to U.S. Senate