On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 21:20:40 -0700, The Real Bev
> wrote:

>"Scott en Aztlán" wrote:
>>
>> Walking back from lunch today I saw a white sedan in the dedicated
>> left turn lane pull a common bonehead maneuver: once he was solidly
>> embedded in the left turn lane, with several vehicles behind him, he
>> suddenly realized he needed to turn RIGHT instead of left. So this
>> MFFY **** comes to a complete stop, waiting for the heavy traffic in
>> the through lanes to let him in. Meanwhile, he is blocking the left
>> turn lane, forcing the vehicles behind hi to miss the green arrow.
>> Apparently the white pickup truck behind this prick had a PA system
>> installed, because I heard an amplified voice suddenly start to call
>> out "C'mon! Move it!!" HILARIOUS!!
>>
>> So what does Mr. MFFY do? He gets out of his car and walks back to
>> "chat" with the guy in the pickup truck! Now I gotta tell ya, that
>> takes a LOT of gall! To get all uppity when someone calls you out on
>> the carpet for your own brain damaged move is an order of magnitude
>> beyond MFFY...
>>
>> I waiting a few moments for the brawl to begin, but after a few
>> moments the MFFY got back into his car and pulled forward to the stop
>> line.
>
>The MFFY did exactly the right thing -- trained the guy with the bullhorn not
>to use it. That's why I don't honk at old farts stopped in front of me --
>instead of hurrying up to get out of the way they just panic and jam on the
>brakes.


Instead of using a PA he should have used a S&W.