I literally just had a coughing fit (whew, deep breath)

I'm bowing out; this is gonna get good.

wrote:
> I need to change underwear... that one made me laugh too hard..
>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>In article > ,
>>Hucklebuck > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>ok... take a moment... gather some courage... now climb down off your
>>>pedestal. Another ASSumption. y0u 0bv10sly r43lly n33d t0 g3t l41d...
>>>but if you're anything like I picture you, I can understand why it's not
>>>happening.
>>
>> Yo, Bucka****. If you're anything like *I* picture you, masturbating
>>to Soldier of Fortune before you join your boyfriends at Porky's
>>Paintball Park does not make for a bad-ass mercenary. Someone really in
>>that occupation sure wouldn't start bragging about it from the git go,
>>much less spew childish **** at an MCA judge. You're nothing but
>>another meat puppet twister playing with his first Xmas 'puter.
>>
>>
>>>What would Jesus do? (for a Klondike Bar)
>>
>> He'd jam a stick up your sphinct and twirl your pathetic carcass
>>over a fire, Twinkie.
>>
>>
>>>Laurie S. wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Hucklebuck" > wrote in message
.rr.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Okay, I'm not going to get into a ****ing contest. I already know I
>>>>
> can
>
>>>>>**** farther.
>>>>>How do I know it was obviously a typo... try this out for me. Open
>>>>
> your
>
>>>>>best most expensive word processing program. Type in there "concours".
>>>>>Now hit the SPELL CHECK button. Tell me what happens. If the guy had
>>>>>half a brain and decided to spell check his web page before he posted
>>>>
> it
>
>>>>>so that a simple mistake like tihs didn't end up in his page, he
>>>>>probably unknowingly correct the word "concours" for "concourse" [sic]
>>>>><-- how do ya like that one
>>>>>Sorry I didn't know what [sic] means, I'm a soldier, I'm paid to kill,
>>>>>not to learn how to write like a journalist.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>ROTFLMAO!!! You rely on Spell Check? One of the most worthless
>>>
> programs
>
>>>>there is, second only to any grammar checking software.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Laurie S.
>>>>Thunder Snake #7
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>--
>>CobraJet
>>Thunder Snake #1
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