In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

> BTW, the exact same thing happened to me a few months ago when I was
> driving my pickup truck. Some assholes in a white Suburban
> (coincidence?) were LLBing on I-10 just north of Tucson. When I was
> stuck behind them, they would drive 65 - 70 MPH; when I would attempt
> to pass them on the right, the driver would speed up and the passenger
> would look out his window at me and laugh. I had to take the truck up
> to over 100 MPH to pass Beavis and Butthead.

You'll love the idiots I ran into on IL53.

Traffic suddenly brakes, slowing to 40ish or less, like 3 times,
randomly. I'm wondering WTF is going on. I get past the crowd and there
are two camaros, one in the left lane the other in the middle lane. Red
and black respectfully. I am driving the mustang and I know they are
going to make trouble. They've been doing the random braking fing up
traffic. I pass the two and move into the middle lane in front of the
black one to pass someone in the right lane.

They hit it. The red one is half on the left shoulder as it passes me,
the black one is going to come up my ass, so I brake. He cuts around me
and nails the brakes... wooptie do, I put $900 in the braking system for
a reason, it's uneventful. They both take off cutting people off, etc. I
keep going normally. A neon driving rice boy I had passed before I
reached the f-body twins goes by farting all the way. I am moving through
traffic seeing these knuckle dragers cutting off other drivers and doing
various stunts when a silver GM SUV joins the frey, shoulder passing and
following suit.

They get fairly far in front of me when I notice they are lined up for
the express, great I'm going to the locals and exiting. Nope, they vere
into the locals. I am moving along in the right lane towards my exit. the
black camaro asshole cuts me off, but not too horribly. Takes the exit I
am going for. Red camaro is in front of him. As I am exiting, neon rice
boy decides to make one lane into two and pulls along side me to exit.
I don't give in. The silver GM SUV pulls in behind. Get down to the
surface street. I change lanes to the right as I need to do. Neon boy
nearly rear ends me and swings around to the right. Camaro boy starts
threatening to hit me in the left side, does his cut off and brake nonsense
again. I've got the silver GM SUV up my ass flashing his brights.

Go through a green traffic light, rice boy swings around in front of me.
Camaro boys in the black one are yelling stuff at me, I'm flipping them
off. Silver SUV still up my ass flashing brights. I have reached my
destination, signal and make the lane changes to get into the right turn
lane and they go on their merry way.