wrote:

> Larry Bud wrote:

>>Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
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>>You're wrong about both. The OP didn't kill anybody.
>>But someday when we see your ass crossing the street...

> And we won't even have to speed up to do it!

In the end, we can tell the judge: "Hey man, it was on purpose; it
wouldn't stand on the Caltrops"