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Old July 22nd 05, 01:41 PM
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"Peter W" > wrote in message
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> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
> petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
> attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro
> is.
>
> "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>
> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the
> nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
> ground.
>
> "What are those?, asks the attendant.
>
> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
>
> "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the
> Irishman.
>
> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>
> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."
>
>
>


hahaha, I had a good laugh at this one


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