Here are some that aren't completely off topic:

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Idaho.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might
live in Idaho.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
you might live in Idaho.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching, you might live in Idaho.

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Idaho.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them, you might live in Idaho.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you might live in Idaho.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you might live in Idaho.

If you go out to a tail gate party every Friday, you might live in Idaho.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live
in Idaho.

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