Funny... ha..ha....ha..

-Mike (from the SOUTH)

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A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors


"The Rebel" > wrote in message
news:wNwvd.653522$mD.298061@attbi_s02...
> Actually, I have lived around people like that. When you live in rural
> South Carolina, some 3rd world countries don't look so bad....
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>
> "Jafo" > wrote in message
> .. .
> > You might be an EXTREME Redneck if:
> >
> > 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her
> > kids.
> >
> > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
> > much
> > gas is in it.
> >
> > 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> >
> > 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> > night.
> >
> > 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
> >
> > 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch
> > this."
> >
> > 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> >
> > 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> >
> > 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
> >
> > 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner"
are"Gentlemen,
> > start your engines."
> >
> > 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its
> > wheels.
> >
> > 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
> >
> > 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> >
> > 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> >
> > 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> > House of Tattoos.
> >
> > 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against
> > it.
> >
> > 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
> >
> > 18. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
> >
> > 19. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly
> > swatter.
> >
> > 20. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
> >
> > 21. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
> >
> > 22. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
> >
> > 23. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
> >
> > 24. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't
want
> > it.
> >
> > 25. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
> >
> > 26. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
> >
> > 27. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
> >
> > 28. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
> >
> > 29. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
> >
> > 30. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
> >
> > 31. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
> >
> > 32. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
> >
> > 33. You have a rag for a gas cap.
> >
> > 34. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
> >
> > 35. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
> >
> > 36. You can spit without opening your mouth.
> >
> > 37. You consider your license plate personalized because your father
made
> > it.
> >
> > 38. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
> >
> > 39. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip"
on
> > the side.
> >
> > 40. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
> >
> > 41. Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
> >
> > 42. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
> >
> > 43. A tornado hits your neighbourhood and does a $100,000 worth of
> > improvements.
> >
> > 44. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
> >
> > 45. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
> >
> > 46. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >
> > 47. Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you
> > take
> > them out to see what it is.
> >
> > --
> > Jafo
> > '02 GT Black
> > Not eggzackly stock.
> >
> >
>
>