ShazWozza > wrote in article
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> > The "source" for water-caused white smoke was eliminated when the
> > engineers decided to go with an air-cooled engine for lawn mowers.
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> Maybe the mower's mini-computer is leaking water into the combustion
> chamber.
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Or, maybe the hole in his head is allowing water to leak into fiveiron's
brain.......