On Thu, 05 May 2005 06:46:49 -0700, Bubba Rubba >
wrote:

>Scott en Aztlán wrote:
>> On Wed, 04 May 2005 10:45:02 -0700, K Smythe > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issue...dougherty.html
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>He scoped out a parking space and made his final approach.
>>>
>>>But then, something inexplicable happened.
>>>
>>>Instead of stopping, Arpaio's vehicle sped across the parking lot,
>>>careened over a curb, crashed across a large boulder and finally came
>>>to a stop on a sidewalk.
>>>
>>>There were two flat tires, the front wheels were damaged, the radiator
>>>was leaking, the front bumper was crumpled, the air conditioner was
>>>mangled, the front suspension destroyed and the rear driver side
>>>quarter panel was dented.
>>>
>>>Arpaio's car had smashed into the curb and boulder with such force
>>>that the drive shaft snapped.
>>>
>>>The sheriff was lucky he hit the big rock. If Arpaio's car had
>>>traveled a few more feet, it would have ended up on busy East
>>>Palisades Boulevard.
>>
>>
>> He certainly fits in with the rest of the doddering old snowbird
>> drivers in Arizona...
>>
>Are you sure it wasn't an SUV? SUV's are given credit by the media for
>causing accidents by themselves, independant of the driver's actions.
>Just like guns.

And old people and corrupt politicians too.