The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their
friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My
neighbor was one of the most vocal.

Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her
driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and
proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her
ear.

She never noticed me.