I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around doing
nothing.

It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
keep in line.

What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their ****
together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?

Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?