Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> Saw a new one today: you know how some college campuses sell
> short-term parking permits which you must display in order to park
> your car on campus? Often the entry roads leading into such campuses
> have a small turnout with a kiosk or a vending machine where visitors
> can purchase a parking permit. The idea is to drive your car into the
> turnout and park next to the machine while you make your purchase,
> leaving the main road free for vehicles that do not need to purchase
> permits. Well, today I saw a MFFY who parked IN THE STREET while she
> went over to the permit vending machine, completely ignoring the
> (empty) turnout. The street was striped with a double-yellow center
> line, so it would have been illegal to pass this MFFY's car.
>
> I'm afraid I must once again disappoint Ed White and all the other
> JLEDIs in this group and report that I immediately nipped into the
> turnout and used it to pass the MFFY **** who was blocking the street.
> Fortunately for me, nobody was using the turnout for its intended
> purpose at the time.
>
> Go ahead, guys - tell me what a MFFY I am for refusing to just sit
> there and wait.
> --
> I'm a wreckless driver and damn proud of it!

What, you didn't push her car out of the way? I would have expected
better of you.