Halmyre wrote:

> "Dr Entropy" > wrote in message
> >...
>> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus:
>>
>> > Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar:
>> >
>> > Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa?
>> >
>> > A. The skip gets moved twice a week.
>> >
>> > Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge
>> > modified to read T_SKIP.
>> >
>> > Tut tut tut.
>> >
>> > Halmyre
>>
>> I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the
>> engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be
>> slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa:
>>
>>
>> "Alfa owners gather 'round eachothers' cars once a month and discuss
>> them, while Lotus owners gather once a month and pass around photos of
>> their cars on blocks inna garage and discuss them."
>>
>> ;-P
>>
>
> LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
>
> A Lotus is a collector's car - you drive a bit, stop, and collect the
> bits that have falen off...
>
> I'm sure there must be one for Alfa - Always Lots Falling Apart? Rusty
> Old Motors Expire Often?

I'ms surprised no one else knows: A Load Of Flaming Aggro

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