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Brent P June 25th 06 05:59 AM

today's MFFY....
 
So I am driving along in the left lane passing traffic and closing in on
the vehicle in front of me when this dufus flicks on his signal and
moves into the left lane a few feet in front of me. I maintain this
following distance he has chosen for himself and the dickhead starts
nailing his brakes.

Seriously, if he didn't want me that close, he shouldn't have put
himself there.



Eeyore June 25th 06 08:24 AM

today's MFFY....
 


Brent P wrote:

> So I am driving along in the left lane passing traffic and closing in on
> the vehicle in front of me when this dufus flicks on his signal and
> moves into the left lane a few feet in front of me. I maintain this
> following distance he has chosen for himself and the dickhead starts
> nailing his brakes.
>
> Seriously, if he didn't want me that close, he shouldn't have put
> himself there.


At times like this wouldn't it be lovely to turn on the flashing lights ?

Graham



gpsman June 25th 06 02:44 PM

today's MFFY....
 
Brent P wrote:
> So I am driving along in the left lane passing traffic and closing in on
> the vehicle in front of me when this dufus flicks on his signal and
> moves into the left lane a few feet in front of me. I maintain this
> following distance he has chosen for himself and the dickhead starts
> nailing his brakes.
>
> Seriously, if he didn't want me that close, he shouldn't have put
> himself there.


Awww... what a travesty.

When you're a dickhead, you meet a lot of other dickheads, I guess...
-----

- gpsman


Brent P June 26th 06 02:06 AM

today's MFFY....
 
In article >, Eeyore wrote:

> At times like this wouldn't it be lovely to turn on the flashing lights ?


Considering the ISP has/does use cars that look like mine as unmarked
patrols I've considered installing some ;)



Brent P June 26th 06 03:09 PM

today's MFFY....
 
In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:06:03 -0500,
> (Brent P) wrote:
>
>>In article >, Eeyore wrote:
>>
>>> At times like this wouldn't it be lovely to turn on the flashing lights ?

>>
>>Considering the ISP has/does use cars that look like mine as unmarked
>>patrols I've considered installing some ;)

>
> It would kinda suck if the REAL cop in the Mustang behind you lit up
> HIS disco lights and busted you for using yours. :)


Which is why it's never gone beyond 'consideration'. However, I can find
no IL law that makes it illegal to make the headlamps do that alternating
flashing bit....



Eeyore June 26th 06 09:20 PM

today's MFFY....
 


Brent P wrote:

> In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> > On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:06:03 -0500,
> > (Brent P) wrote:
> >
> >>In article >, Eeyore wrote:
> >>
> >>> At times like this wouldn't it be lovely to turn on the flashing lights ?
> >>
> >>Considering the ISP has/does use cars that look like mine as unmarked
> >>patrols I've considered installing some ;)

> >
> > It would kinda suck if the REAL cop in the Mustang behind you lit up
> > HIS disco lights and busted you for using yours. :)

>
> Which is why it's never gone beyond 'consideration'. However, I can find
> no IL law that makes it illegal to make the headlamps do that alternating
> flashing bit...


I forget which UK police force it is now but one with a serious stretch of
motorway uses some 'plainclothes' Subaru Impreza WRxs !

Graham



N8N June 26th 06 09:27 PM

today's MFFY....
 

gpsman wrote:
> Brent P wrote:
> > So I am driving along in the left lane passing traffic and closing in on
> > the vehicle in front of me when this dufus flicks on his signal and
> > moves into the left lane a few feet in front of me. I maintain this
> > following distance he has chosen for himself and the dickhead starts
> > nailing his brakes.
> >
> > Seriously, if he didn't want me that close, he shouldn't have put
> > himself there.

>
> Awww... what a travesty.
>
> When you're a dickhead, you meet a lot of other dickheads, I guess...


so how many dickheads have you met today?

nate


Brent P June 26th 06 10:24 PM

today's MFFY....
 
In article .com>, N8N wrote:
>
> gpsman wrote:
>> Brent P wrote:
>> > So I am driving along in the left lane passing traffic and closing in on
>> > the vehicle in front of me when this dufus flicks on his signal and
>> > moves into the left lane a few feet in front of me. I maintain this
>> > following distance he has chosen for himself and the dickhead starts
>> > nailing his brakes.
>> >
>> > Seriously, if he didn't want me that close, he shouldn't have put
>> > himself there.

>>
>> Awww... what a travesty.
>>
>> When you're a dickhead, you meet a lot of other dickheads, I guess...

>
> so how many dickheads have you met today?


Laff..

Although if I had not stopped to help a woman who ran out of gas, I would
have never encountered that MFFY driver. So if gpsman has a point it
would have been not to help her...



necromancer June 27th 06 02:03 AM

today's MFFY....
 
> N8N said in rec.autos.driving:
> so how many dickheads have you met today?


IME, he met one today. When he looked in a mirror....

--
"I love this country...
...and the freedoms we used to have..."
--George Carlin

Brent P June 27th 06 03:30 AM

today's MFFY....
 
In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 16:24:31 -0500,
> (Brent P) wrote:
>
>>Although if I had not stopped to help a woman who ran out of gas, I would
>>have never encountered that MFFY driver.

>
> Was she hot?


VERY. And qualified for a yes answer under the old chi.general question
asked of any female.




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