Sorry, Granny........
 

Excuse my posting a little like our friend in SoCal, but I can't resist
this one. Got caught behind some old lady sloth in a Grand Marquis this
afternoon making a right turn from a 2 lane road to a 4 lane one. As
soon as I entered the right lane after making the turn - she's going all
of 20 in a posted 45 (she must really be going senile as she was still
in the right lane), I immediately signaled and moved to the left and
pass before this woman had the chance to comprehend that she was in the
wrong lane. Naturally, as soon as she realizes her mistake, getting in
the right lane instead of the left, she immediately moves over to the
left lane like a typical sloth. Unfortunately for her, I was already a
quarter mile past her when she made her move. Tough ****, Granny, I
guess you will just have to obstruct someone else today....

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