HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!
 

On Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:35:29 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:

>So I'm at a red light waiting to turn left. On the other side of the
>street facing me are a white Ford Bronco II in the through lane and a
>police department pickup truck in the left turn lane. When the
>(permissive) light turns green, I pull slowly into the intersection
>and wait for the Bronco to pass so I can complete my turn, but the
>****head just sits there! He rolls slightly forward, but does not
>proceed through the intersection - it appears he is attempting to
>yield the right of way to me! Not knowing what this moron was going to
>do, I suppressed the urge to cut in front of this fool, and instead
>stood my ground and waited. FINALLY, after about 45 seconds, Bronco
>Billy finally decides to drive through the intersection. As he passes,
>what do you suppose I see? That's right, a CELL PHONE plastered to his
>left ear!!
>
>HANG UP AND DRIVE, YOU NON-MULTITAKING ****WIT!!!

If the states won't ban phone-driving they ought to at least put up
signs saying PHONE DRIVERS ARE MURDERERS.