Sloth Coaster Gets His Come-Uppance
While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got
temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop before the Dreamer Durango started to move. Think of it as Road Karma in action. :) |
You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet
you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy strikes out in a litttle league game. |
On 17 Jul 2005 13:01:54 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> was understood to have stated the following: >You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet >you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy >strikes out in a litttle league game. Can you tell me more about this "Laura Bush" thingy? |
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet > you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy > strikes out in a litttle league game. Aren't you one of those psychos who speeds through school zones, completely oblivious until you're pulled over and ticketed? Dave |
Dave wrote: > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet > > you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy > > strikes out in a litttle league game. > > Aren't you one of those psychos who speeds through school zones, > completely oblivious until you're pulled over and ticketed? > > Dave No i don't so stop saying things you can't prove. |
On 17 Jul 2005 19:25:32 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> was understood to have stated the following: > >No i don't so stop saying things you can't prove. You can't prove anything you post. |
On 17 Jul 2005 13:01:54 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> wrote: >You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet >you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy >strikes out in a litttle league game. Heh heh - you should have seen what I did to the little punk when he got caught speeding in a school zone... I almost kicked his teeth in! |
"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got > temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted > speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile > down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a > couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The > ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at > full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a > Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin > moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth > Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop > before the Dreamer Durango started to move. > > Think of it as Road Karma in action. :) I don't get it. It seems to me the guy in the SUV was doing nothing wrong. If he had driven 55 up to the intersection, he would have had to lock up his brakes to keep from hitting the Durango. If you hadn't decided to switch into LLB mode, the SUV drive could have switched into the left lane and sailed through the intersection at full speed as well. You seem to think you have a right to drive like a total ass because anyone in front of you is a "Sloth" driver. Grow up. Ed |
Scott en Aztl=E1n wrote: > While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got > temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted > speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile > down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a > couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The > ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at > full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a > Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin > moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth > Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop > before the Dreamer Durango started to move. > > Think of it as Road Karma in action. :) I don't understand this obsession with "sloth coasters..." Often when approaching a red light I will start coasting down well back from the light, then when it turns green all I have to do is drop a gear or two and blow past all the people that ran up to the light at full speed and then had to stop for it. Saves wear and tear on the car as well as gasoline. nate |
> I don't understand this obsession with "sloth coasters..." Often when
> approaching a red light I will start coasting down well back from the > light, then when it turns green all I have to do is drop a gear or two > and blow past all the people that ran up to the light at full speed > and then had to stop for it. Saves wear and tear on the car as well > as gasoline. Same here; I usually get the jump on the jerky drivers who haul ass to a red light. |
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