They're MFFYs *Off* the Road, Too
 

On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:33:50 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:

>At the Post Orifice this morning there was this 20something standing
>in front of the "Stamped Mail" slot. She had a handful of letters she
>was mailing (at least 20 envelopes). She was depositing them into the
>slot ONE AT A TIME. After each one, she would pause for a second or
>two, as if to make sure the mail slot didn't spit it back out or
>anything. Then she'd deposit the next one. wait another second or two,
>Ad Nauseum.
>
>As a line began to form behind her, I simply walked up right next to
>her, waited for one of the 1-second pauses, and quickly slipped my one
>letter into the slot. I then immediately turned and left the building.
>
>Goddamn Sloths...

Maybe she watches Monk.
--
Bill Funk
replace "g" with "a"