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Merlin March 11th 05 12:35 PM

Prop-Vehicles/Classic Cars for Film & TV
 
Go to:-

http://www.geocities.com/actionmotors66


Adrian March 11th 05 12:40 PM

Merlin ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

> http://www.geocities.com/actionspammers66


So *that's* where all the Mk 1 Trannys have gone.

Got any good Mk 2 Zephyrs?

Richard H Huelin March 11th 05 01:33 PM

"Merlin" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Go to:-


Given that your site is so poorly knocked together and unlikely to be
listed by any decent search engine, I can understand why you feel the
need to promote it by spamming news groups. You might be lucky enough
to get away with it this time, but before doing it again you would be
well advised to read the TOS/AUP of your ISP, and the charters of the
groups you intend infesting with your turdlets.



tom March 11th 05 03:27 PM

you are waisting your time richard. troll like this will never learn, annd
if they do get bounced, they just come back under another name
"Richard H Huelin" > wrote in message
...
> "Merlin" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Go to:-

>
> Given that your site is so poorly knocked together and unlikely to be
> listed by any decent search engine, I can understand why you feel the
> need to promote it by spamming news groups. You might be lucky enough
> to get away with it this time, but before doing it again you would be
> well advised to read the TOS/AUP of your ISP, and the charters of the
> groups you intend infesting with your turdlets.
>
>




Richard H Huelin March 11th 05 04:56 PM

"tom" > wrote in message
...
> you are waisting your time richard. troll like this will never learn,
> annd
> if they do get bounced, they just come back under another name


With most spammers I simply say nothing and lart. This one has all the
signs of being a newbie who might learn the error of his ways. If he
fails to absorb a clue there is both a landline and mobile telephone
number on his web site.



March 12th 05 01:24 AM

You also forget that spammers generally never come back to the NG's they
spam. Btw, you're crossposting.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Richard H Huelin" > wrote in message
. ..
> "tom" > wrote in message
> ...
> > you are waisting your time richard. troll like this will never learn,
> > annd
> > if they do get bounced, they just come back under another name

>
> With most spammers I simply say nothing and lart. This one has all the
> signs of being a newbie who might learn the error of his ways. If he
> fails to absorb a clue there is both a landline and mobile telephone
> number on his web site.
>
>




tom March 12th 05 03:43 AM

actually mike, i just hit reply. i did not look at how many newsgroups the
trollposted in origionally.
> wrote in message
m...
> You also forget that spammers generally never come back to the NG's they
> spam. Btw, you're crossposting.
>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "Richard H Huelin" > wrote in message
> . ..
> > "tom" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > you are waisting your time richard. troll like this will never learn,
> > > annd
> > > if they do get bounced, they just come back under another name

> >
> > With most spammers I simply say nothing and lart. This one has all the
> > signs of being a newbie who might learn the error of his ways. If he
> > fails to absorb a clue there is both a landline and mobile telephone
> > number on his web site.
> >
> >

>
>




Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics) March 12th 05 09:47 AM

In article > ,
> wrote:

> you're crossposting.


Physician heal thyself. You are posting upside down and not trimming.

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Merlin March 12th 05 01:37 PM

Not spamming or trolling, I was helping someone out.
The meta-tag analyser gave the site a good rating.
I will ask him about the MK II Zephyrs.

You are actually interested in old cars or just sitting on your arse
with an attitude ?

If you are so smart what is wrong?


Merlin March 12th 05 01:38 PM

YES !


Merlin March 12th 05 01:39 PM

Three


Merlin March 12th 05 03:33 PM


It would be nice if people discussed the cars. The picture gallery link
should now be working.I ran the web page through this meta-tag
analyzer:-
http://www.widexl.com/remote/search-...-analyzer.html
and it came out fine. Check it if you don't believe me?

How my mate gets hold of these vehicles I will never know. The
Thunderbird is
one of only 6,000(?) built! The Humbers are in good condition.

Still none of these cars compare to the ones I saw in Havana,Cuba
recently.

I shall be posting the link to these old American cars when I have
scanned all the pictures. Getting a taxi that is a 1954 Chevrolet
Bel-Aire in excellent condition is quite an experience.

Merlin


March 12th 05 09:41 PM

I'm smart & I'll tell you a few things that are wrong w/ the site.

First, if you're really trying to get listed by SE's... then you would have
SEO'd the site. You would have understood that the first part of your site
(literally the html) is nearly most important to Google.com. You would have
stuffed all of your crappy JS code in a .js file & linked to it from your
..html file. Then you would have put in better keywords & had the SE's
re-visit the page after so long. Then you would have actually put some
EFFORT into the design & not make it look uglier than my ass hair. After
you've done that, you would find a real domain (also part of SEO--search
engine optimization) instead of hosting it across a few free sites. The page
is crap. Your spam is crap. Go away.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Merlin" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Not spamming or trolling, I was helping someone out.
> The meta-tag analyser gave the site a good rating.
> I will ask him about the MK II Zephyrs.
>
> You are actually interested in old cars or just sitting on your arse
> with an attitude ?
>
> If you are so smart what is wrong?
>




March 12th 05 09:41 PM

Not to mention the broken images at the bottom & advertisements everywhere.
And a gay counter. EFFORT man... ffs.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Merlin" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Not spamming or trolling, I was helping someone out.
> The meta-tag analyser gave the site a good rating.
> I will ask him about the MK II Zephyrs.
>
> You are actually interested in old cars or just sitting on your arse
> with an attitude ?
>
> If you are so smart what is wrong?
>




Richard H Huelin March 12th 05 11:34 PM

"Merlin" > wrote in message
ups.com...

> Not spamming or trolling, I was helping someone out.


Trimming messages is a good thing, but if you leave nothing of the
previous
posts your message make little sense.

> The meta-tag analyser gave the site a good rating.


I suspect that a Google rating is worth rather more. Quote from the
site
"Humber specialised" Google search for humber hawk = ZERO results for
the
PROP-VEHICLES site among the first 100 listings out of 19,200. A search
for
PROP-VEHICLES = ZERO results among the first 100.

> You are actually interested in old cars or just sitting on your arse
> with an attitude ?


Perhaps if you knew how to use a search engine, you would not have
needed to
ask such a silly question.

> If you are so smart what is wrong?


For a start: geotitties hosting, over-compressed and incorrectly resized
images, bmp image file, broken links, K3WL kiddie guest book, naive
childish design, pop-ups, and a counter you tried to massage by a spot
of spamming etc, etc, I could go on but I suspect that saying more might
create a dummy shortage in the Hounslow area.



Dean Dark March 13th 05 01:56 AM

On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:01:42 +0000, (Steve Firth)
wrote:

>Merlin > wrote:
>
>> It would be nice if people discussed the cars.

>
>Spammers always think that it would be nice if people ignored their
>utter lack of manners and discussed the topic that the spammer wants
>them to discuss.
>
>Spammers are however ****wits.


That may be true, but the fact remains that, by and large, they
succeed in what they're doing. If they didn't, then they would have
disappeared by now. Think about that.

Simon H March 13th 05 02:41 AM


"Dean Dark" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:01:42 +0000, (Steve Firth)
> wrote:
>
>>Merlin > wrote:
>>
>>> It would be nice if people discussed the cars.

>>
>>Spammers always think that it would be nice if people ignored their
>>utter lack of manners and discussed the topic that the spammer wants
>>them to discuss.
>>
>>Spammers are however ****wits.

>
> That may be true, but the fact remains that, by and large, they
> succeed in what they're doing. If they didn't, then they would have
> disappeared by now. Think about that.


S'pose timeshare touts, Nigerian money laundering emails, cold calling
Telcos and 'energy suppliers' fit in the same category... They don't go away
either...

Simon H



Jim Warren March 13th 05 10:44 AM


Richard H Huelin > wrote in message
...
> Quote from the site
> "Humber specialised" Google search for humber hawk = ZERO results


I have just had a look round the site. Sceptres and Snipes but no Hawk, so
this is a reasonable result.
>
> For a start: geotitties hosting, over-compressed and incorrectly resized
> images, bmp image file, broken links, K3WL kiddie guest book, naive
> childish design, pop-ups, and a counter you tried to massage by a spot
> of spamming etc, etc


If you disable scripts and cookies, you don't get pop-ups - but the guest
book doesn't work.

Actually, I rather liked the picture of the Humber line-up, and it is at
least partly on topic for the groups posted to. If the OP had introduced
the link with a bit of chat about the cars featured and left the link as
"Pictures here" instead of just posting the link, I could have believed it
was not spam. In any case, I would rather have this sort of spam than the
type with the embedded trojans.

Jim



Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics) March 14th 05 09:25 AM

In article > ,
> wrote:

> I'm smart & I'll tell you a few things that are wrong


Not smart enough to post the right way up and trim to context though.


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Merlin March 14th 05 02:32 PM


More photos of old American cars in Havana have been added :-

http://www.geocities.com/anastasia3.geo/havanacars.html

Some of the pictures are 'quick-shots' taken from a bus or a taxi.

I don't know the make of all the cars ?


Dave Plowman (News) March 14th 05 03:48 PM

In article . com>,
Merlin > wrote:
> More photos of old American cars in Havana have been added :-


> http://www.geocities.com/anastasia3.geo/havanacars.html


> Some of the pictures are 'quick-shots' taken from a bus or a taxi.


> I don't know the make of all the cars ?



How are you going to hire them, then?

--
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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

March 14th 05 04:39 PM

I post how I want to. I like top posting. If you don't like it, don't read
it =). If you aren't smart enough to figure out that he said:

"If you are so smart what is wrong?"

And I said:

"I'm smart & I'll tell you a few things that are wrong w/ the site."

And put them together.. then you're too illiterate to be using a computer in
the first place =). Go back to your toying with your baby rattle. Welcome to
my kill file.

-Mike


--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)" > wrote in message
. ..
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > I'm smart & I'll tell you a few things that are wrong

>
> Not smart enough to post the right way up and trim to context though.
>
>
> --
> AJL Electronics (G6FGO) Ltd : Satellite and TV aerial systems
> http://www.classicmicrocars.co.uk : http://www.ajlelectronics.co.uk
>
> ** Would you like to learn to post effectively? **
> ** http://www.allmyfaqs.com/faq.pl?How_to_post **
>




Merlin March 14th 05 05:10 PM


If I were a techie man
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle-dum
All day long I'd techie-techie-bum
If I were a techie man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle-dum
If I were a biddy-biddy tech
Digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle geek

I'd build a big, tall house with computers by the dozen
Right in the middle of the town
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would-a be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere just for show

I'd fill my yard with clicks and turkeys and chips
And mice, for the town to see and hear
Squawking just as noisily as they can
And each loud quack and click and gobble and honk
Will land like a trumpet on the ear
As if to say "here lives a techie man"

Oich!

If I were a techie man
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle-dum
All day long I'd techie-techie-bum
If I were a techie man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle-dum
If I were a biddy-biddy geek
Digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle anorak

I'd see my wife, my slapper
Looking like a anorak man's wife
With a proper double chin just like me
Supervising TV meals to her heart's delight
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock
Oy! What a happy mood she's in!
Screaming at the computers day and night
Deguyah-haiwidididua-hiam!

The most anorak men in town will come to spit on me
They will ask me to advise them
Like Solomon the Wise
"If you please! Anorak geek
Pardon me! Anorak geek
Posing problems that would cross a techie-chief's eyes
Boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi
And it won't make one bit of difference
If I answer right or wrong
When you're a geek they think you really know

If I were a techie I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the warehouse and pray
And maybe have a seat by the gent's toilet
And I'd discuss the techie books with the learned men
Seven hours ev'ry day
And that would be the sweetest thing of all

Oich!

If I were a techie man
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-deedle-dum
All day long I'd techie-techie-bum
If I were a techie man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Daidle-deedle-daidle-digguh-digguh-deedle-daidle-dum
Lord Gates, who made the chip and the program
You decreed I should be what I am
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
If I were a techie man?

Now you can masterbate all over your computer you anorak geek !


Steve Firth wrote:
> Merlin > wrote:
>
> > I don't know the make of all the cars ?

>
> You're not much use then are you?
>
> --
> "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little
> temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
>
> -- Benjamin Franklin, 1759



George Patterson March 14th 05 07:02 PM



Merlin wrote:
>
> I don't know the make of all the cars ?


The first one is either a 1949 or a 1950 Ford. The fourth one closely resembles
a 1937 Buick but may not be. The fifth one is either a 1952 or '53 Chevrolet.
The sixth one is a 1946 Pontiac. The seventh and last one is a 1954 Dodge.

George Patterson
I prefer Heaven for climate but Hell for company.


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