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I will be taking down the transmission from my 2000 Dodge Ram Van. Since it will be out, I would like to change as many maintenance parts as possible. Please let me know what all seals, gaskets etc should I change. Thanks in advance.

First off, thanks to all those who gave helpful advice on this problem several months ago. Briefly, the car would exhibit total electrical failure at unpredictable intervals (see original post link below.) The dealer had the car for 2 weeks and found nothing. I finally decided to grab my coffee...

Frequently, the gas pedal will stick as I'm driving. I can be cruising on the freeway and when I want to accelerate, the pedal will be hard to push. Eventually, I can get the pedal to work, but it is scary. The pedal can also be hard to push after the car has been setting for a while....

Hi, I am looking to buy a used Neon 2002. The price and mileage are great, but I wonder about the reliability. Older Neon used to have alot of problems and recalls, in this generation reliable of should I go for something else? Thanks for you input!

Im trying to find out if in Caravan or in ANY vans if they do crash testing for rear occupants. Daimerchrysler seatbelt rep.,said call NHTSA ,I did ,girl answers she dont know, gave me email to ask someone still waiting for that reply. Daimerchrysler seatbelt issue guy says the same catching...

Just a simple poll (after my 2002 caravan with 90K miles lost reverse). Thank You

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I am getting my trans rebuilt in my 91 GC 3.3L FWD. I had the old type TCM with smooth sides (no fins). I purchased an updated 4796122 (R4761847AA) TCM off ebay. TSB 18-24-95 states that the wire in cavity 49 must be removed from the TCM wiring harness when installing the new TCM. My TCM wiring...

Is it possible to pick up European Code tail lights for an 04 Town and Country and install them in a North American vehicle with just some minor changes to the wires and bulb holders? I'm headed for Italy and would pick up a pair if this is possible. Remember, by 04 the North American version has...

I have an '00 Intrepid and an '02 Stratus, and whenever I try to use a battery operated CB radio (for trips) or a "ham" radio, whether with internal or external antenna, I get lots of ignition noise when the car is running. It's not a "whine" but more like a speed-intensive "pop." The noise is...

Hi, I'm currently restoring a 1958 Plymouth 120mph speedo head to "Christine" specs. I've already got the odometer to run backwards,now I just need a 150 MPH speedo head plate and matching transmission gear to make it complete. I remember seeing repro 150 MPH speedo head plates awhile back, can...

What initially looked like a water pump leak turned into a timing cover seal problem diagnosed by a local mechanic on my 2000 Town & Country van with 97,000 miles. Since he had never done this job, I decided to take it to the Chrysler dealer, who has done repairs for this car in the past. (I was...

Hi All! I have a '97 Chrysler LHS. When i stop at a traffic light and the transmission is in "D", i push the brake. The "Check engine" light is coming on for a second with the oil lamp and after off. If the lamps is on and i turn the transmission to "N" the lamps will off. When the car is going...

I posted something about this a while back. Got some helpful responses, but interest in the thread died off. The car started out eating batteries. There were other quirky things going on also (like this one time where I started it, there was this really strange high pitched wine, and even when I...

it has the 3.0 V-6, about 115K miles, runs perfectly when dry, bogs down in wet/rainy weather !! Any suggestions? Thanks. Also, I have the complete authentic Ford Lincoln Mercury service manuals (combined) for 95 and 99, on separate CD's, for $10 each in case anyone is interested. ...

the airbag indicator showed up on the dash on Saturday.No reasons why,just concerned.

What's the best preventive maintenance schedule for the A604 transmission? What helps the most? If you use ATF+4, that makes it shift smoother, right? But does it make it last longer? If you replace the fluid often, does that really make a difference? If you replace the filter often, does...

I was going to order a set of points, condenser, rotor and cap/wires for my 241.5 c.i. 1940 Royal Six. However, Bernbaum wants the distributor #. Were these so specific to the cars? Also, has anyone had any experience with the waterproof ignition wires with the caps over the plugs so that water...

My 98 Neon (DOHC engine) won't start. The engine turns over fine and the battery checks out as well, but it simply won't start. I got a spare spark plug and tried it against the block and get no spark at all. Ran through a couple of troubleshooting charts that lead me to believe it is probably...