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Comments4u wrote: > With automotive supplies (Delphi, J L French, and now Dana) > running for bankruptcy protection, it must be wondered if GM > and Ford can be far behind. There is a concept of "Too Bog To Fail" that will ultimately be brought into play here as it was with Chryslar in 1979. >...

This is not my auction and I have no relationship to the seller or car but I happened to come across it on ebay. I thought it was a nice looking car. I don't remember ever seeing one...

I replaced my Air Filter today, also took out the housing to clean the battery terminal underneath. I removed the Air Hose from the Upper part of the filter housing. After reassembling I seem to have a rubber gasket that fits over the end of the filter outlet but I cannot for the life of me figure...

Here's a cute problem (not) -- The tach does not register, and the odometer and transmission gear indicator lights on the instrument panel don't work either. Odd thing is, intermittantly these three instruments will start working while driving, and continue to work until the car is shut off --...

I received a letter in the name of my local dealer (but mailed from another state) offering me "special deals" on my '02 300M's next oil change (looks like the same price I always pay) and on a "fuel injector service" for $87.50. I've checked the Owner's Manual, and I can't see anything about...

I am thinking of buying a PT Cruiser. I have looked at used and new. The used range from 01-05, 15,000-125,000 miles. I have looked at Limited, Touring, ??? I need an automatic. Most used ones I see run about $9,500-9,995, 55,000-99,000 miles, regardless of year. Any suggestions of what I would...

Frequently, the gas pedal will stick as I'm driving. I can be cruising on the freeway and when I want to accelerate, the pedal will be hard to push. Eventually, I can get the pedal to work, but it is scary. The pedal can also be hard to push after the car has been setting for a while....

I have a 1996 Plymouth Neon (2.0L SOHC), somewhere between 120K-150K. It's giving me some minor electrical trouble, and was hoping to get some advice here. Here's a brief history: 2003 and befo - when applying brakes, the left blinker lights up (front, back, and console). Giggling the turn...

When my 01 PT Cruiser started clunking down the road at about 50,000 miles I picked up new bushings and sway bar links. It was a very easy job and not too expensive. Now my 04 Town & Country started clunking down the road at about 55,000 miles. Chrysler sells an improved front sway bar bushing...

Hi guys, since 5 days I own an Chrysler Cirrus LX (1999, 2,4ltr, automatic transmission). I wonder whether this car has anti-lock break system (ABS). There is no panel light (to show function/malfunction) or switch to activate/deactivate. I did a full breaking at 30mph for a break test but I could...

If you're on a long road trip in a 1993 Grand Caravan with 4-speed automatic transmission, and the transmission goes bad and needs to be rebuilt, what's the best solution? Should you go to a transmission shop, or a Dodge dealer, or what? How much should you expect to pay? How long should you...

I would appreciate any advise on how to repair/replace the power window lift on a 2002 Chrysler T&C.

Here's my story: The road illumination from this vehicle seemed to be getting pathetic lately. I noticed that the exterior of the lens were pitted, but as well the interior of the lens has been fogging up and has moisture in them. When they dry out, the reflector and interior of the lens is not...